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The January 5, 2009 Edition of RAW is a Professional wrestling television show of the WWE's RAW brand, which took place on January 5, 2009 at the New Orleans Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana. - Melina & Goldust defeated Beth Phoenix & Santino Marella (3:18) - CM Punk defeated William Regal (w/ Layla) by disqualification for the WWE Intercontinental Championship(2:57) - The Miz & John Morrison defeated Rey Mysterio & Kofi Kingston (11:53) - Kelly Kelly defeated Jillian Hall (4:17) - Cody Rhodes & Sim Snuka defeated Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad) (5:23) - John Cena & Shawn Michaels defeated Randy Orton & Chris Jericho (15:55)

The January 12, 2009 Edition of RAW is a Professional wrestling television show of the WWE's RAW brand, which took place on January 12, 2009 at the Tyson Events Center in Sioux City, Iowa. - Rey Mysterio defeated The Miz (3:31) - William Regal (w/ Layla) defeated CM Punk by DQ to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship (2:01) - Randy Orton (w/ Cody Rhodes) defeated Kane (8:43) - Melina & Kelly Kelly vs. Beth Phoenix & Jillian ended in a no contest - Shawn Michaels (w/ John Bradshaw Layfield) defeated John Cena (24:45)

The January 19, 2009 Edition of RAW is a Professional wrestling television show of the WWE's RAW brand, which took place on January 19, 2009 at the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois. - Randy Orton defeated Cody Rhodes, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Santino Marella & Ted DiBiase in a six-man battle royal (1:50) - Beth Phoenix defeated Kelly Kelly (1:30) - CM Punk defeated William Regal (c) (w/ Layla) in a No Disqualification Match to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship (9:58) - Rey Mysterio defeated Mike Knox by disqualification (2:50) - Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad) defeated The Miz & John Morrison (1:30) - Melina defeated Jillian (1:20)

The January 26, 2009 Edition of RAW is a Professional wrestling television show of the WWE's RAW brand, which took place on January 26, 2009 at the Wolstein Center in Cleveland, Ohio. - The Miz & John Morrison defeated Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad Gaspard) to retain the World Tag Team Champions (2:57) - Kofi Kingston defeated Kane in an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match (2:04) - John Cena defeated Shawn Michaels (w/ John Bradshaw Layfield) (13:09) - Beth Phoenix & Jillian (w/ Santino Marella) defeated Melina & Kelly Kelly (2:38) - Rey Mysterio defeated William Regal (w/ Layla) in an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match (3:42) - Chris Jericho defeated CM Punk in an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match (3:28)

The February 2, 2009 Edition of RAW is a Professional wrestling television show of the WWE's RAW brand, which took place on February 2, 2009 at the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri. - William Regal & Layla defeated CM Punk & Mickie James (3:18) - Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad Gaspard) defeated Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase by disqualification (2:47) - Kane & Mike Knox defeated Rey Mysterio & Kofi Kingston (11:43) - Beth Phoenix (w/ Rosa Mendes & Santino Marella) defeated Candice Michelle (2:37) - John Cena defeated Chris Jericho (12:32)

The February 9, 2009 Edition of RAW is a Professional wrestling television show of the WWE's RAW brand, which took place on February 9, 2009 at the Oracle Arena in Oakland, California. - Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall defeated Melina & Kelly Kelly (2:40) - Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase defeated Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad Gaspard) (3:25) - Chris Jericho, Kane & Mike Knox defeated John Cena, Rey Mysterio & Kofi Kingston in a Six-Man Tag Match (8:00) - Mark Henry (w/ Tony Atlas) defeated Shawn Michaels by disqualification (1:00) - CM Punk (c) defeated William Regal (w/ Layla) to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship (2:50) - The Undertaker defeated Randy Orton by DQ (8:55)

1. Six Man Tag Team Match Cryme Tyme and CM Punk vs. William Regal, Cody Rhodes, and Ted Dibiase 2. Jamie Noble vs. Kane 3. Rey Mysterio vs. Mike Knox 4. WWE Women's Championship Beth Phoenix vs. Melina 5. Street Fight Randy Orton vs. Shane McMahon Smackdown GM Vickie Guerrero comes to top of the ramp. She introduces the new World Heavyweight Champion: Edge. Then they make their way to the ring. Edge talks about what he did at No Way Out. Vickie says that since Stephanie McMahon left with Shane to the hospital, it left her in charge, so when Kofi Kingston was unable to compete she put in the best person for the Chamber. And the Board of Directors has let Edge be WHC. Then John Cena comes down. Cena actually congratulates Edge. Cena wants his rematch. Edge says he's not competing tonight, and that he & Vickie will be on Smackdown. Edge brings up their history together and starts to leave. Cena says that if Edge tries to hide, he'll find him. If Edge tries to run, he'll catch him. They will fight and he will hurt Edge. In the back, Shane McMahon challenges Randy Orton to a Street Fight. Match #1: CM Punk & Cryme Tyme vs William Regal w/Layla, Cody Rhodes DiBiase. DiBiase pins JTG. Stephanie yells at Shane. Chris Jericho is in the ring. Jericho is still complaining about The Wrestler. Jericho talks about how the old veterans just won't go away until Rowdy Roddy Piper arrives. After an emotional promo, Jericho attacks Piper. Todd Grisham interviews Randy Orton. Match#2: Jamie Noble vs Kane. Kane pins Noble. JBL comes to the ring. He talks about honoring his word in paying off Shawn Michaels. Then he challenges the Undertaker for a match at Wrestlemania. Then Shawn Michaels comes out and says he would give the Undertaker a better match then JBL. Then Shawn says that next week it should be Shawn Michaels vs JBL and the winner faces the Undertaker. Match #3: Rey Mysterio vs Mike Knox. Mysterio pins Knox. Match #4 for the Women's Championship: Melina vs Beth Phoenix w/Santino Marella & Rosa Mendez. Melina pins Beth. Hall of Fame induction announcement: Terry Funk & Dory Funk jr. Stephanie is on the phone with someone, She needs them to get to the arena fast, but she loses the signal. Match #5 Unsanctioned Street Fight: Shane McMahon vs Randy Orton. Shane was about to hit Coast to Coast when Rhodes & DiBiase attack Shane. Orton then punts Shane. Stephanie & the trainers come out to check on Shane and Orton RKO's Stephanie. Then Triple H arrives and Orton & co run off.

1. Triple Threat WrestleMania XXV Money in the Bank Qualifying Match – Intercontinental Champion CM Punk vs. World Tag Team Champion The Miz vs. World Tag Team Champion John Morrison 2. Women's Champion Melina & Cryme Tyme vs. Beth Phoenix, Santino Marella & Dolph Ziggler 3. JBL vs. Shawn Michaels 4. Jamie Noble vs. Mike Knox 5. John Cena vs. Chavo Guerrero Vickie Guerrero is in the ring. Because Stephanie was injured, she is now the acting General Manager of Raw. John Cena comes down to save us. Cena brings up other people that could have been named acting GM, and that he wants to cash in his rematch clause tonight. This brings out Edge and the Big Show. Cena says Edge has no reason & no excuse not to defend the championship tonight. Edge says he doesn't have to answer to Cena. Edge says he's better than anyone who held the belt before and Cena can't be what all the fans want him to be and when he beats Cena the people will be left with nothing. Cena says that Vickie should do the right thing and make the rematch happen. Big Show tells Cena to back off. Vickie tells Cena that he will be in a match tonight either against her family or friend. The Legacy arrives. Match #1: Money in the Bank Qualifier: CM Punk vs John Morrison vs The Miz. Punk pins Morrison. Replay of Jim Ross interviewing Triple H from Smackdown. Todd Grisham interviews Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Dolph Ziggler tries to introduce himself to Rosa Mendez and Beth Phoenix but Santino Marella keeps intercepting him. Match #2: Melina & Cryme Tyme vs Beth Phoenix, Santino Marella w/Rosa Mendez & Dolph Ziggler Shad pins Santino. Trailer for John Cena's movie 12 Rounds. Match #3: Shawn Michaels vs JBL: Winner challenges the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Michaels pins JBL. After the match, Vladimir Kozlov comes down to confront Michaels. Match #4: Jamie Noble vs Mike Knox. Knox pins Noble….in 29 seconds. Hall of Fame induction announcement: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. Michael Cole interviews Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. After thanking the fans, Chris Jericho comes out and calls him a hypocrite for retiring from the ring and getting a job working in the back. Steamboat talks about how Jericho used to look up to him and how Jericho is the real sell out and that Jericho will never be in the Hall of Fame. Jericho then attacks Steamboat. Match #5: John Cena vs Chavo Guerrero. Cena wins via submission. The Legacy comes to the ring and Randy Orton is carrying a sledgehammer. Orton calls Triple H arrogant and out of touch. Then Orton runs down the list of things he's done to the McMahons. Orton continues the rundown until Triple H arrives with his own sledgehammer. H gets to the ring and Orton says that he's outnumbered, but if they drop their hammers, they can settle it like men. Orton drops his, the Game drops his and H gets in the ring….then pulls another hammer from the back of his pants and he chases the Legacy out of the ring. The hunt is on! Trapped in a dressing room, H hammers DiBiase and misses Orton. Then he chases the down the hall into parking lot where Rhodes is waiting with the car and the speed off.

1. Money in the Bank Qualifying Triple Threat Rey Mysterio vs. Mike Knox vs. Kane 2. Women's Tag Team Match Mickie James and Kelly Kelly vs. Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall 3. Winner faces The Undertaker at Wrestlemania Shawn Michaels vs. Vladimir Kozlov 4. World Heavyweight Championship Edge vs. John Cena Jerry Lawler is in the ring to announce that tonight Edge will defend the World Heavyweight Championshop against John Cena. Chris Jericho comes out to host Piper's Pit. Jericho shows the classic bit where Roddy Piper hit Jimmy Snuka with a coconut. Then Jericho has Snuka come out. The Jericho shows footage of the battles between Piper & Snuka in the ring. Jericho then does his usual badmouth of Snuka and the other Hall of Famers and eventually Jericho beats up Snuka. Match #1 Money in the Bank Qualifier: Rey Mysterio vs Kane vs Mike Knox Todd Grisham interviews Shawn Michaels. Match #2: Mickie James & Kelly Kelly vs Jillian Hall & Beth Phoenix w/Rosa Mendez & Santino Marella. Melina & Maryse were on commentary. Kelly pins Jillian. The Legacy comes out flanked by lawyers and police. Orton turns into a wuss and won't face Triple H and instead has him arrested for attacking him last week. He challenges the winner of the Edge/Cena match. Triple H comes down and goads Orton into challenging him. Orton agrees as long as Triple H doesn't touch him until Wrestlemania. Match #3: Winner faces the Undertaker at Wrestlemania: Shawn Michaels vs Vladimir Kozlov. Michaels pins Kozlov. Hall of Fame induction announcement: Cowboy Bill Watts. Todd Grisham interviews Edge. Match #4: for the World Heavyweight Championship: John Cena vs Edge. Cena wins via DQ. After the match The Big Show & Vickie Guerrero come out. She announces that the new #1 contender for the WHC is the Big Show.

1. Intercontinental Championship John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. CM Punk 2. Maryse vs. Melina 3. Money in the Bank Qualifying Match Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston 4. Six Man Tag Team Match Rey Mysterio, Finlay, Christian vs. Kane, John Morisson, The Miz 5. Handicap Match Triple H vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Shawn Michaels comes to the ring. Michaels talks about his challenge to the Undertaker. And like on Smackdown, when the Undertaker was talking a highlight reel of Michaels in action at Wrestlemania aired, this time, footage of the Undertaker in action interrupts Michaels. When the tape stops, the Undertaker is in the ring behind him, and Shawn knows he's there. They both talk about their accomplishments at Wrestlemania. In the end Michaels reminds the Undertaker that the Undertaker has never beaten him. Match #1 for the Intercontinental Championship: CM Punk vs JBL. JBL pins Punk. Vickie tells JBL that since she put him in the title match, he now has to do her a favor. JBL says fine, then Edge comes in. He wants to know what John Cena said to her on Smackdown. Vickie says it doesn't matter, and Edge says fine, the only thing that matters is signing the championship contract tonight. Michael Cole interviews Randy Orton at his home in St. Louis. Match #2: Melina vs Maryse. Maryse pins Melina. The brawl afterwards started as Smackdown vs Raw but ended up heel vs face. Vickie Guerrero is in the ring for the contract signing. She also announces that the Diva Battle Royal at Wrestlemania winner will be crowned Miss Wrestlemania. Once Edge & The Big Show come down to sign, they do the usual bragging back and forth, and once they sign, John Cena comes down and signs his name to the contract as well because Vickie says she wants to be fair to the audience. Cena then pretends to be in love with Vickie and Edge calls him on it. Cena tells them that he's not in love with her, then shows footage of the Big Show & Vickie making out. Match #3: Money in the Bank Qualifier: Kofi Kingston vs Chris Jericho. Kingston pins Jericho. (Ric Flair came out and distracted Jericho) More with Orton at home. Todd Grisham interviews Chris Jericho. He challenged Ric Flair to come out of retirement and face him next week. Hall of Fame induction announcement: Koko B. Ware. Match #4: Rey Mysterio, Christian & Finlay w/Hornswoggle vs Kane, John Morrison & The Miz. Mysterio pins Morrison. Match #5: Handicap: Triple H vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Rhodes & DiBiase win by forfeit because Triple H didn't show up. Back in St. Louis, Orton is complaining that H didn't show up. Then Triple H shows up at his house and attacks. The fight goes on until the cops show up and arrest Triple H.

1. Tag Team Match Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield and Vladimir Kozlov 2. Six Women Tag Team Match Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, and Layla vs. Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, and Melina 3. Steel Cage Match Triple H vs. Cody Rhodes 4. Rey Mysterio vs. Dolph Ziggler 5. Six Man Tag Team Match Kofi Kingston, Montel Vontavious Porter, and CM Punk vs. Shelton Benjamin, Mark Henry, and Kane 6. Edge vs. John Cena

1. Extreme Rules Jeff Hardy vs. Dolph Ziggler 2. Eight Man Tag Team Match MVP, Kofi Kingston, Christian and CM Punk vs. Shelton Benjamin, Kane, Mark Henry and Finlay 3. Edge vs. Big Show 4. Rey Mysterio vs. William Regal 5. Intergender Match (If Santino wins with one hand tied behind his back, he will particpate in the 25 Diva Battle Royal at Wrestlemania 25) Mickie James vs. Santino Marella 6. Handicap Match Triple H vs. Randy Orton and Ted Dibiase

1. Eighteen Diva Tag Team Match Melina, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Brie Bella, Mickie James, Maria, Tiffany, & Alicia Fox vs. Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Natalya, Nikki Bella, Layla, Rosa Mendez, & Katie Lea Burchill 2. Jerry "The King" Lawler vs. Chris Jericho 3. Rey Mysterio vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield 4. John Cena vs. The Big Show 5. Eight Man Battle Royal Participants-CM Punk, Kane, Mark Henry, Christian, Montel Vontavious Porter, Shelton Benjamin, Kofi Kingston, Finlay Full Recap The Undertaker's music is playing as a hearse pulls up in the parking lot. Match #1: Alicia Fox, Eve, Tiffany, Maria, Melina, Gail Kim, Brie Bella, Mickie James & Kelly Kelly vs Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Natalya, Nikki Bella, Layla, Rosa Mendes & Katie Lea. Tiffany pins Katie Lea. Then Santino Marella comes out in a robe and wants to prove that he has what it takes to be Miss Wrestlemania, and then insults the Divas. Santino then prances around in a swimsuit, until the Divas attack him. Recap of Randy Orton's actions. Recap of Chris Jericho beating Ric Flair. Match #2: Jerry "The King" Lawler vs Chris Jericho. Jericho wins via submission. After the match, Lawler still wants to fight, but Jericho walks off and badmouths the legends he's going to face at Wrestlemania. Hype for 12 Rounds. Todd Grisham interviews John Cena, but Edge interrupts. Michael Coles interviews Ted DiBiase & Cody Rhodes about what Randy Orton has planned for tonight. Back at the hearse, the coffin opens up and inside…is Shawn Michaels! Match #3: Rey Mysterio vs JBL. Mysterio pins JBL Wrestlemania highlights Match #4: John Cena vs The Big Show. Show pins Cena. After the match, Edge attacks Cena. Shawn Michaels comes down for the funeral for the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak. The lights go out and when the come back on the Undertaker is in the ring, but Shawn is gone. The Undertaker wrecks everything in the ring. Undertaker opens the coffin expecting to fins Michaels, but he's not there. The Undertaker turns around to look for him and Shawn comes out from underneath the coffin and superkicks the Undertaker. Promo for the Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Saturday, then a rundown of the Wrestlemania card. Match #5: Battle Royal: CM Punk vs Kane vs Kofi Kingston vs MVP vs Christian vs Shelton Benjamin vs Mark Henry w/Tony Atlas vs Finlay w/Hornswoggle. Kane wins. Randy Orton comes down to give his Wrestlemania address. Orton basically whines about everything Triple H has done to him over his career. Orton then brags about everything he's done to the McMahons and how he's going to win the WWE Title. In the back a limo arrives and Orton calls out Cody & Ted to bring security to the ring. Back in the parking lot the limo is empty. Orton calls out Triple H, but instead Vince McMahon comes out! Vince gets ready for a fight and Shane McMahon comes out and finally out comes The Game! After posing at the top of the ramp, the McMahons & H take care of security and then hit the ring. The brawl is on to end the show. Shane beats on Cody, Vince takes on DiBiase and Triple H pounds on Orton.

Match #1: Lumberjack Match for the Unified Tag Team Titles: Carlito & Primo Colon vs John Morrison & The Miz Match #2: Melina, Kelly Kelly, Jillian Hall, Layla & Mickie James vs Maryse, Natalya, Eve, Maria & Gail Kim Match #3: Jeff Hardy, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, CM Punk, Rey Mysterio & John Cena vs Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy, Kane, Edge & The Big Show Match #4: Beth Phoenix vs Santina Marella Match #5: Vince McMahon vs Randy Orton Photo recap of Wrestlemania. Randy Orton comes to the ring and he complains about Triple H using a sledgehammer illegally last night, but last night proved nothing and Orton says he will get his rematch because the McMahons and the company owe it to him. After Orton threatens the McMahons, including the grandkids, Vince McMahon comes down to the ring….and Orton bails. Vince dares Orton to get back in the ring. Vince says that Orton doesn't deserve a title rematch, but Vince makes a match for Backlash: The Legacy vs Triple H, Shane & Vince McMahon. Orton says the Vince is terrified of him. Vince says that without Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase with him, Orton is a failure. Orton then challenges Vince to a one on one match. Vince agrees. Match #1: Lumberjack Match for the Unified Tag Team Titles: Carlito & Primo Colon vs John Morrison & The Miz. Carlito pins the Miz. Shane McMahon talks to Vince in his office. Match #2: Melina, Kelly Kelly, Jillian Hall, Layla & Mickie James vs Maryse, Natalya, Eve, Maria & Gail Kim. Mickie pins Natalya. Shane talks to Triple H. He wants Triple H to talk to Vince about not fighting Randy Orton. Match #3: Jeff Hardy, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, CM Punk, Rey Mysterio & John Cena vs Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy, Kane, Edge & The Big Show. Mysterio pins Jericho. Triple H talks to Vince. Vickie Guerrero comes out. She is now the GM of Raw. She makes John Cena vs Edge, Last Man Standing for Backlash. And she makes the 6 man tag McMahon announced earlier is now a championship match. If Triple H or anyone on his team wins, H retains the belt, if Orton or anyone on his team wins Orton will become champ. Another photo recap of Wrestlemania. Orton, Rhodes & DiBiase stare at each other. Recap of the Hall of Fame ceremony. Santina Marella comes to the ring. (It's Santino in drag) Santina annoys everyone and eventually Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendez come down to yell at him/her and challenge…him to a match. Match #4: Beth Phoenix w/Rosa Mendez vs Santina Marella. Santina pins Beth….somehow. Match #5: Vince McMahon vs Randy Orton. Orton is ready to punt Vince when Shane McMahon hits the ring and attacks Orton. Then Rhodes & Dibiase attack Shane, H comes down and beats on all three until they get the upper hand….until Batista returns! Batista demolished the Legacy. Vince gets on the mic and says the he won't make it to Backlash and Batista is taking his place.

Match #1: Rey Mysterio vs Evan Bourne Match #2: Kane vs THE Brian Kendrick Match #3: Melina, Mickie James & Kelly Kelly vs Maryse, Michelle McCool & Natalya Match #4: John Cena vs Jack Swagger Match #5: The Great Khali vs Santino Marella Match #6: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz Match #7: Battle Royal Match #8: Christian vs Shelton Benjamin Match #9: CM Punk vs Matt Hardy Match #10: Tommy Dreamer vs Chris Jericho Match #11: Triple H, Batista & Shane McMahon vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase All matches, except for the final match, the winner of the match determines which brand gets the draft pick. Batista comes to the ring and talks about what Randy Orton did to him and he wants Orton to come out and face him now. Orton doesn't come out, but Shane McMahon does. Shane tells Batista that if anybody is going after Orton, it's him. This brings out Triple H. H says the he's going to be the one to hunt down Orton. Unfortunates, this brings out Vickie Guerrero and says that she's the only one who will determine who will face Orton. She says that the three of them will face Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase, if Legacy wins, no one touches Orton, but whichever one of them gets the pinfall, they face Orton next week. Match #1: Rey Mysterio vs Evan Bourne. (Cole, Lawler, Striker & Matthews called the match) Mysterio pins Bourne. The first pick of the draft is: United States Champion MVP. Match #2: Kane vs THE Brian Kendrick w/Ezekiel Jackson. (Cole, Lawler, JR & Grisham called) Kane pins Kendrick. (In about a minute) The second pick of the draft is: The Big Show. Vickie & Chavo are talking when Orton comes in and wants to know what Vickie is thinking, and if Triple H wins, the title will be on the line. John Cena is talking to somebody when Jack Swagger walks up. Cena proceeds to make fun of Swagger's nickname. Match #3: Melina, Mickie James & Kelly Kelly vs Maryse, Michelle McCool & Natalya. (Cole, Lawler, JR, & Grisham called) Michelle pins Mickie. The third pick of the draft is: Women's Champion Melina. Match #4: John Cena vs Jack Swagger. (Cole, Lawler, Strike & Matthews called) Cena wins via submission.. The fourth and 5th picks are: Matt Hardy and WWE Champion Triple H. Orton talks to Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase and he wants to know what their strategy is for the match tonight. Match #5: The Great Khali w/Runjin Singh vs Santino Marella. (Cole, Lawler, JR, Grisham) Before the match starts, Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendez come out and she tells Santino that there's more on the line than a draft pick, if Khali wins then "Santina" will be on the Khali Kiss Cam. Khali pins Marella. The 6th pick of the draft is: CM Punk. Match #6: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz w/John Morrison. (Cole/Lawler/Striker/Matthews) Kofi wins via DQ. The 7th pick of the draft is: The Miz After the pick, Miz attacks Morrison, who cost him the match. Match #7: Battle Royal Raw vs ECW vs Smackdown: Big Show, Mike Knox, MVP, Cryme Tyme vs Finlay, Ricky Ortin, Mark Henry, Tyson Kidd & Paul Burchill vs Carlito, Primo, R-Truth, Chavo Guerrero & Edge. Edge wins. The 8th pick is Kane, the 9th pick is Chris Jericho. (All 6 called) Match #8: Christian vs Shelton Benjamin. (Matthews/Striker/Grisham/JR) Christian pins Benjamin. The 10th pick of the draft is: Vladimir Kozlov. In the locker room, Shane, H & Batista all argue about who's getting Orton. Match #9: CM Punk vs Matt Hardy. (Cole/Lawler/JR/Grisham) Hardy wins via DQ when Jeff Hardy attacks. The 11th pick is: Diva's Champion Maryse Match #10: Tommy Dreamer vs Chris Jericho. (Striker/Matthews/JR/Grisham) Jericho pins Dreamer. The 12th and final pick of the night: Intercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio. Match #11: Triple H, Batista & Shane McMahon vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Triple H pins DiBiase. Draft Results: To Raw: MVP, The Big Show, Matt Hardy, Triple H, The Miz, Maryse, To Smackdown: Melina, CM Punk, Kane, Chris Jericho, Rey Mysterio To ECW: Vladimir Kozlov

1. Batista vs. Chavo Guerrero 2. Kane vs. CM Punk 3. Women's Championship Melina vs. Beth Phoenix 4. John Cena vs. Chris Jericho 5. Rey Mysterio vs. The Big Show 6. No Disqualification HHH vs.Randy Orton Chris Jericho comes to the ring, and as usual, he runs down the fans and says that the show will get worse without him. Then Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat comes out. Steamboat thanks him for Jericho's campaign against the legends which gave him the opportunity to wrestle one last time. Jericho says that nobody cares about Steamboat and that Jericho wants the chance to finish off Steamboat at Backlash. Before The Dragon can answer, John Cena comes down. Before Cena can say anything, Jericho stops him saying he knows what Cena has to say and it doesn't matter because Jericho is finished with Raw and his last act on Raw will be walking out on Cena. As Jericho walks up the aisle, Steamboat accepts Jericho's challenge. Then Cena gets on the mic and says that since Vickie Guerrero is not there, she said that Edge will not compete tonight and that Cena has to, and Jericho's last act on Raw is a match against Cena tonight. Match #1: Batista vs Chavo Guerrero. Batista pins Chavo in about a minute or less. Chavo gets on the mic and apologizes to Vickie, saying he wasn't ready. So Batista gets back in the ring and Batista Bomb's Chavo again. Shane talks to Batista in the hallway Match #2: CM Punk vs Kane. Punk pins Kane. Santino Marella comes to the ring. He complains about his "sister" having to kiss The Great Khali, then "proves" that she exists by having a conversation, on tape, while he's in the ring and she's on the Titantron. The whole point is that Santina is sick and won't be at Smackdown Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendez come down and says that at Backlash Santina will kiss Khali. Match #3 for the Women's Championship: Melina vs Beth Phoenix w/Rosa Mendes, Melina pins Beth. Shane talks to Triple H. Match #4: John Cena vs Chris Jericho. Cena wins via DQ when Edge attacks. Match #5: Rey Mysterio vs The Big Show. Show pins Mysterio. Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase are talking about how bad things went for them. Randy Orton comes in and says that they should have no problem this Sunday. Match #6: No DQ: Triple H vs Randy Orton. Orton pins H after interference from Rhodes, DiBiase, Shane McMahon & Batista.

1. Randy Orton vs. Shane McMahon 2. Matt Hardy vs. Kofi Kingston 3. You Win, You're In If Cody wins, he joins Randy Orton at the main event, if MVP wins, he joins Shane McMahon at the main event. Cody Rhodes vs. Montel Vontavious Porter 4. Women's Match Mickie James vs. Maryse 5. You Win, You're In If Ted wins, he joins Randy Orton at the main event, if Batista wins, he joins Shane McMahon at the main event. Batista vs. Ted Dibiase 6. Carlito vs. The Bryan Kendrick 7. 3 on 1 Handicap Match Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase vs. Shane McMahon Match #1: Shane McMahon vs Randy Orton. The match never officially began as Shane McMahon jumped Orton from behind and brawled into the crowd. McMahon had Orton on a table and was prepared to jump from the top rope when Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase hit the ring and attacked McMahon. As soon as Orton jumped in, MVP came down to help out, but was soon thrown out of the ring. Then Batista arrived and the Legacy scattered. Raw GM Vickie Guerrero came out and screeches that Orton vs McMahon will happen, and that since everyone want to get involved, they will have to earn their way in. Batista will face Ted DiBiase, MVP will face Cody Rhodes and whoever wins can join either Shane or Orton. Match #2: Kofi Kingston vs Matt Hardy. Kingston pins Hardy. After the match, Hardy hits Kingston with his cast. Santino Marella is talking with Kelly Kelly and makes a Swine Flu joke at Vickie Guerrero's expense. Chavo Guerrero comes up from behind and tells him not to make fun of him or Vickie. Santino then makes pig noises. Big Show wants Vickie to give him a match with John Cena. Vickie tells him that Cena is not cleared to wrestle for at least two weeks, so instead she makes a match between them for Judgment Day. MVP is getting ready when the Bella Twins come up and say they saw him on The View and then ask him out on a date. Match #3: MVP vs Cody Rhodes. William Regal was at ringside for commentary. Rhodes wins via countout when William Regal interferes while the referee wasn't looking. Jerry Lawler is in the ring for a sing off between Jillian Hall & Festus. Festus wins. While Festus is standing in the ring catatonic, the Miz comes down and once again challenges John Cena. Miz yammers on and on, even through the commercial break, and finally Cena comes down, but before Cena can confront the Miz, The Big Show comes down and beats him up. For nor sane reason, Jared the Subway Guy is guest ring announcer. Match #4: Mickie James vs Maryse. Mickie pins Maryse. Match #5: Batista vs Ted DiBiase. DiBiase wins via DQ. Chavo is talking to Vickie about how to keep MVP & Batista away from the handicap match/ Match #6: Carlito w/Primo Colon vs THE Brian Kendrick. Carlito pins Kendrick. Recap of MVP on the View. Batista tries to apologize to Shane McMahon. Match #7: Handicap: Shane McMahon vs The Legacy. No winner was announced, but apparently Shane wins via DQ. After the match, or during, the smash Shane's ankle against the ring steps.

Match #1: Diva Battle Royal Match #2: Santino Marella vs Chavo Guerrero Match #3: Carlito & Primo Colon vs Brian Kendrick & Goldust Match #4: For the United States Championship: MVP vs Matt Hardy Match #5: For the Miss Wrestlemania Crown: Santina Marella vs Vickie Guerrero Match #6: Handicap: Batista & John Cena vs Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Randy Orton comes to the ring and complains about Ric Flair interfering in his match at Judgment Day. Ric Flair comes down and puts Orton in his place. Orton says that he can beat Batista anytime and Flair informs him that Orton will face Batista at Extreme Rules in a Steel Cage. Orton decks Flair and stomps him. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase come down but Batista nails them before they can get in the ring. John Cena comes down to even the odds and The Legacy flee. Josh Matthews interviews John Cena. Match #1: Diva Battle Royal. Kelly Kelly wins. Match #2: Santino Marella vs Chavo Guerrero Santino pins Chavo. Promo for the return of Mr. Kennedy. Maryse is yammering on in French when The Miz walks up and annoys her. Josh Matthews interviews Matt Hardy. Chavo is talking to Vickie about her match when Randy Orton comes up and whines about her putting him in a steel cage without consulting him. Match #3: Carlito & Primo Colon vs THE Brian Kendrick & Goldust. Primo pins Kendrick. Kendrick then blames Goldust and starts yelling at him and Hornswoggle appears and annoys Kendrick. Miz mocks Cena. After blathering on for what seems like an hour, Jerry Lawler gets in the ring and tells him to shut up. Eventually the Big Show comes down and tells Miz to go away. Then Show beats up Jerry Lawler. Jim Ross joins Michael Cole at the announce booth. Match #4 for the US Championship: MVP vs Matt Hardy. MVP pins Hardy. Batista talks to Ric Flair in the locker room. Chavo tries to coach Vickie. Match #5 for the Miss Wrestlemania Crown: Santina Marella vs Vickie Guerrero. Vickie pins Santina with help from Chavo and William Regal. Match #6: Handicap: Batista & John Cena vs Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Batista pins Orton.

1. Diva's Championship Kelly Kelly vs. Maryse 2. Triple Threat Match Matt Hardy vs. William Regal vs. Kofi Kingston 3. Intergender Tag Team Match Santino Marella and Mickie James vs. Chavo Guerrero and Beth Phoenix 4. Tag Team Match Goldust and Hornswoggle vs. The Brian Kendrick and Festus 5. Ten Man Tag Team Match: "The Denver Nuggets" vs. "The Los Angeles Lakers" Denver Nuggets PG-1-The Miz SG-5-Cody Rhodes SF-4-Ted Dibiase C-99-The Big Show PF-15-Randy Orton Los Angeles Lakers PG-24-Montel Vontavious Porter SG-48-Jerry "The King" Lawler SF-4-Mr. Kennedy PF-54-John Cena C-7-Batista

Match #1: Cage: Batista vs Cody Rhodes Match #2: Kelly Kelly & Mickie James vs Maryse & Beth Phoenix Match #3: Carlito & Primo Colon vs William Regal & Matt Hardy. Match #4: John Cena & Chavo Guerrero vs The Miz & The Big Show. Match #5: for the United Stated Championship: Kofi Kingston vs MVP Match #6: Santino Marella vs Vickie Guerrero

1. Kofi Kingston vs. William Regal 2. Diva's Championship Kelly Kelly vs. Maryse 3. Six Man Tag Team Match Santino Marella, Goldust, and Festus vs. Chavo Guerrero, The Brian Kendrick, and Jamie Noble 4. The Miz vs. John Cena 5. Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Matt Hardy 6. Tag Team Match Ted Dibiase and Cody Rhodes vs. The Colons 7. WWE Championship Randy Orton vs. Batista Batista comes to the ring and he talks about beating Randy Orton at Extreme Rules. Then Randy Orton makes his way slowly down to the ring. While Batista was prepared for Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase to attack, he went after Orton instead, allowing Rhodes & DiBiase to hit the ring with chairs. All three gang up on Batista and beat him repeatedly with the chair. Orton takes the WWE Title belt and walks away with it while the trainers check on Batista. Batista is loaded into an ambulance and taken away. Match #1: Kofi Kingston vs William Regal. Kingston pins Regal. Josh Matthews interviews Randy Orton. Orton says he's invoking his rematch clause and unless Batista comes back Orton wins the Title by forfeit. Match #2 for the Diva's Championship: Kelly Kelly vs Maryse. Mickie James was at ringside for commentary. Maryse pins Kelly. Recap of the Hog Pen Match at Extreme Rules. Josh Matthews interviews Vickie Guerrero. She confirms what Randy Orton says and she says she has a huge announcement that will change the face of Raw. Maryse gets bothered by The Miz. Match #3: Santino Marella, Goldust & Festus w/Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero, Jamie Noble & THE Brian Kendrick. Marella pins Noble. Match #4: John Cena vs The Miz. Cena apparently wins via DQ when the Big Show comes in and chokeslams him. (The bell never rang so maybe not) Show puts his submission move on Cena and holds it on him until the Miz starts beating on the Show with a chair. Then Miz beats Cena with the chair. Big Show gets up and Miz runs away. Match #5: MVP vs Matt Hardy. MVP pins Hardy. Vickie Guerrero waddles her way to the ring and she whines about being in the Hog Pen match and whines about how the fans hate her hand have no respect for her. (Gee, really?) Then, oh happy day, Vickie resigns as GM of RAW. (She really does quit, she gave the WWE her two weeks notice) The Edge comes down. Edge apologizes for what he said at Extreme Rules. But then he says that since she quit, he doesn't need to apologize and he doesn't need to continue with their marriage. Vickie doesn't understand, so Edge tells her flat out that he married her for her power. He wants to be champion at any cost, and since she quit she no longer has the power to help him so she's worthless. Vickie doesn't believe him and Edge counters that when they went out in public people thought she was his mother. Did she honestly think he could be in love with a she-beast? (Actually words) If anyone deserves sympathy it's him, every time he kissed her he had to rush to the bathroom to dry heave. The only saving grace is that they never actually consummated the marriage. It's fitting that her days in the WWE are over because so is the marriage: Edge wants a divorce. Vickie just screeches. (You know, the usual) (The crowd sings the Hey Hey Goodbye Song) Josh Matthews interviews John Cena. Match #6: Carlito & Primo Colon vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. DiBiase pins Primo. Match #7 for the WWE Title: Batista vs Randy Orton. If Batista doesn't show up Orton wins via forfeit. The ref starts counting but the ambulance returns and the ref stops the count. However, instead of Batista, Triple H is in the ambulance. H, along with his trust sledgehammer, heads to the ring. H beats Rhodes & Dibiase with the hammer and proceeds to demolish Orton.

Match #1: for the Intercontinental Championship: Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho Match #2: for the ECW Championship: Tommy Dreamer vs Christian Match #3: Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship: John Cena vs Triple H vs The Big Show vs Randy Orton Match #4: Mickie James vs Rosa Mendes Match #5: for the World Heavyweight Championship: Jeff Hardy vs CM Punk vs Edge Match #6: Carlito & Primo Colon vs The Hart Dynasty Match #7: 10 Man Battle Royal for the #1 Contender. Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler open the show saying that Vince McMahon is at the show tonight and has a major announcement, which is expected to be the new GM of Raw. Recap of Legacy's attack on Batista and the return of Triple H. Match #1 for the Intercontinental Championship: Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho. Jericho pins Mysterio. Josh Matthews interviews Randy Orton. Michael Cole interviews Vince McMahon. Vince says he was going to name a new GM tonight, but after interviewing the candidates he decided to let someone else make that decision. Vince says that when someone offers you a offer you can't refuse, his announcement is that he's selling Monday Night Raw. But he will make the announcement after the WWE Championship match. Match #2 for the ECW Championship: Tommy Dreamer vs Christian. Dreamer pins Christian. The Bella Twins and Kelly Kelly are talking about who bought Raw. Footage of Batista's surgery is shown. Match #3: Fatal Four Way for the WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs The Big Show vs John Cena vs Triple H. Orton pins the Show to become the new WWE Champion. Vince McMahon comes to the ring to announce who the new "owner" of Monday Night Raw. It is Donald Trump. (The fans hate it) Trump appears on the Titantron and says he's going to do thing people have never seen before. (Trump didn't pay attention to Vince, it seems that his entire speech was just taped and played straight, no interaction with Vince) Trump says that his first act as owner will be that next week's Raw will be presented commercial free, and he will be at Raw to run things the right way. Vince cuts off the feed and says that he's still in charge tonight and announces a 10 man Battle Royal and the winner will face Randy Orton at The Bash. Match #4: Mickie James vs Rosa Mendes Maryse came down to ringside to watch. Mickie pins Rosa. Goldust and Hornswaggle are in the ring shooting T-shirts into the crowd when the Miz comes down to annoy everyone. Josh Matthews interviews CM Punk. Match #5 for the World Heavyweight Championship: Edge vs Jeff Hardy vs CM Punk. Punk pins Edge. Match #6: Carlito & Primo Colon vs The Hart Dynasty w/Natalya. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase were at ringside for commentary. Colons win via DQ when Rhodes & DiBiase attack. Santino Marella is in the office with Vince McMahon. Santino wants to know if the still have their jobs. Vince says that Donald Trump will do whatever Trump wants to do. Vince's phone rings and Trump wants to know who Santino is and that he has an announcement to make after the Battle Royal. Vince hangs up and says there's one thing he can't stand and that's a billionaire with a massive ego. Santino say Vince must hate himself then. Match #7: 10 Man Battle Royal for the #1 Contender: Cody Rhodes vs Ted DiBiase vs MVP vs Matt Hardy vs William Regal vs Kofi Kingston vs The Miz vs The Big Show vs Triple H vs John Cena. Show eliminates Hardy, MVP, all gang up to eliminate the Show, Rhodes & DiBiase eliminate Kingston & Regal, Cena eliminates DiBiase, H eliminates Rhodes, Cena & H eliminate Miz (Who had been hiding after being chokeslamed by the Show) H eliminates Cena to become #1 contender. Trump appears on the Tron again and says that they're not going to wait until The Bash, it will be Triple H vs Randy Orton for the WWE Championship next week: Last Man Standing.

Match #1: Jeff Hardy, The Great Khali & Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho, Edge & Dolph Ziggler Match #2: Primo Colon vs Cody Rhodes Match #3: Last Man Standing for the WWE Championship: Triple H vs Randy Orton Match #4: Mickie James & The Bella Twins vs Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes & Maryse Match #5: John Cena vs The Big Show Donald Trump, accompanied by Kelly Kelly, comes to the top of the ramp. Trump comes out and says that no only is the show commercial free, but he will give the fans full refunds after the show. Trump leaves. John Cena comes out. First Cena gushes about Trump, then wants the Miz to comes down. Miz stays at the top to the ramp and calls Cena a coward. Cena points out the Miz is a long way off and the Miz comes down to the ring. Cena says he's going to give the Miz what he wants: Cena vs The Miz at The Bash. Cena then tells Miz what he's going to do to him at The Bash. We go to earlier today and Vince McMahon's limo has broken down and he wants the limo driver to give him a piggy back ride to the arena. And the "Commercial Free" Raw hits the wall as we turn to Jim Ross & Todd Grisham for the next match….with their buckets of Kentucky Grilled Chicken sitting on the announce desk. Match #1: Jeff Hardy, The Great Khali w/Runjin Singh & Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler & Edge. CM Punk was at ringside for commentary. Hardy pins Ziggler. Vince is wandering around looking for his office when Santina Marella annoys him. Trump comes out of the office and tells Vince that since he bought the show, it's his office and Vince's office is down the hall. Then Trump fires Santina. Santina walks off one side & Santino appears on the other. He doesn't care Remember no commercials? First Cole & Lawler hype Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, but they have their own buckets of chicken. Match #2: Primo Colon w/Carlito vs Cody Rhodes w/Ted DiBiase. Rhodes pins Primo. Vince is searching for his office when he runs into Goldust & Hornswoggle. After putting his wig on Vince, Goldust points out Vince's office: a stall in the men's room. Vince just wants some dignity, but instead Festus comes out of his office, having used the facilities. Hype for Orton vs Triple H. Match #3: Last Man Standing for the WWE Championship: Triple H vs Randy Orton. Double knockout. Miz bothers Maryse. Donald Trump comes down to the ring with Eve & Maria. Trump says he's not going to hire a GM but instead he's going to have a new celebrity host every week and he's going to do something big for Wrestlemania 26. Then Vince McMahon comes down. Vince says the people don't deserve their money back, and if Trump does what he wants, which is free Raws and commercial free every show, Vince would be bankrupt in 6 months. Trump says he can do whatever he wants and he could double his money anytime he wants to sell Raw. Vince suddenly realizes what Trump is trying to do and Vince wants to buy back Raw. Trump finally agrees when Vince offers double what he sold. So the entire stupid Trump owns Raw is over. Vince fires Trump (Trump appeared to be asleep) Trump slaps Vince and the most well dressed security guards keep them separate. Recap of Show vs Cena. Randy Orton is being worked on by the trainers when Vince arrives. He kicks the doctors out and tells Cody & Ted to leave the building. Vince tells Orton that at the Bash he will face Triple H in a 3 Stages of Hell match: Normal match, Falls Count Anywhere & Stretcher. Match #4: Mickie James & The Bella Twins vs Maryse, Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Mickie pins Rosa. Match #5: John Cena vs The Big Show. Show pins Cena. (Miz shoved Big Show onto Cena) Orton is trying to leave the arena when Triple H jumps him in the parking lot. H smashes him in the car trunk and tells Orton that it's not over.

Match #1: Carlito & Primo Colon vs Edge & Chris Jericho Match #2: Mickie James & Gail Kim vs Maryse & Alicia Fox Match #3: Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes Match #4: Ted DiBiase vs Randy Orton Match #5: Kofi Kingston vs Evan Bourne Match #6: John Cena vs Triple H The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase comes to the ring as tonight guest host and is accompanied by Cody Rhodes & his son Ted DiBiase. After putting over Ted & Cody, he announces that Edge & Chris Jericho will defend the tag titles against them. But as for tonight, asks Cody if Mark Henry need to be taught at lesson….by Cody! Ted Sr says that Randy Orton is holding his son down, so tonight Ted Jr will face Randy Orton. Match #1: Carlito & Primo Colon vs Edge & Chris Jericho. Edge pins Primo. After the match, Carlito beats up Primo. Randy wants to know what Ted is going to do about the match tonight. Ted says that his dad was better than Orton's dad and that Ted will beat him tonight. Match #2: Mickie James & Gail Kim vs Maryse & Alicia Fox. Gail pins Maryse. Cody Rhodes tries to get out of his match with Mark Henry but the Million Dollar Man won't let him because he despises Dusty Rhodes. Match #3: Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes. Henry wins via count out. Match #4: Ted DiBiase vs Randy Orton. Orton pins DiBiase. Josh Matthews interviews Triple H. MVP is in the ring for the VIP Lounge and he interviews Jack Swagger. Ted jr yells at his dad about setting him up to lose, then slaps him. Match #5: Kofi Kingston vs Evan Bourne. Bourne pins Kofi. After the match, The Big Show comes down and beats both up Josh Matthews interviews John Cena. Match #6: Triple H vs John Cena. Match ends in a double DQ when Rhodes & DiBiase attack. Randy Orton tries to claim that he won't have to face anyone at Night of Champions but the Million Dollar Man comes out and tells him that at NOC it will be a triple threat match: Randy Orton vs Triple H vs John Cena.

Match#1 Divas Champion Maryse, Rosa Mendes & Alicia Fox v. Mickie James, Kelly Kelly & Gail Kim in a Six-Diva Summer Swimsuit Spectacular Tag Team Match Match #2 Primo v. The Miz Match #3 Hornswoggle v. Chavo Guerrero (Chavo had to have one arm tied behind his back) Match #4 Jack Swagger v. MVP Match #5 Evan Bourne v. Big Show Match #6 Mark Henry v. Jericho Match #7 Six Man Tag Match- Legacy v. John Cena, Triple H, and Seth Green Triple H comes to the ring and introduces tonight celebrity guest host: Seth Green. After offering up a 6 Diva Swimsuit Tag Team match, Triple H shills for the season premiere of Robot Chicken, featuring Triple H vs Dakota Fanning. H & Seth proceed to rag on Randy Orton until he comes out. Orton & H yell at each other about who can beat who until Orton badmouth Seth again. Seth then announces what the main even will be: Legacy vs Triple H, John Cena &….Seth Green. Match #1: Diva Swimsuit Spectacular: Mickie James, Gail Kim & Kelly Kelly vs Maryse, Alicia Fox & Rosa Mendes. Maryse pins Mickie. Chris Jericho bothers Seth…and shill more for Robot Chicken. Match #2: Primo Colon vs The Miz. Miz pins Primo. After the match, Carlito attacks Primo. Seth Green tells Hornswoggle he will get a rematch against Chavo Guerrero. Then the Big Show comes in. Seth wants his advice for tonight's six man. After telling him to watch his match against Evan Bourne, Show does a horrible Austin Powers impersonation. Match #3: MVP vs Jack Swagger. Swagger pins MVP. Chris Jericho comes out to discuss what happened to Edge and who he will pick as his partner for Night of Champions. Mark Henry comes out, but not to be his partner, he came out to be his opponent. Henry then beats up Jericho. Match #4: Mark Henry vs Chris Jericho. Henry wins via count out. (Jericho ran away) Match #5: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero. Hornswoggle pins Chavo. Randy Orton & Ted DiBiase are complaing about the Million Dollar Man when Cody Rhodes comes in and says that next week Dusty Rhodes may be the guest host. Then Orton tells them that tonight they don't touch Seth Green, Orton will take him out. Match #6: Evan Bourne vs The Big Show. Kofi Kingston was at ringside for commentary. Cole & Lawler then shill Robot Chicken Star Wars: Episode II. Santino Marella "auditions" for Robot Chicken. Triple H & John Cena come in. Cole and Lawler announce that instead of Dusty Rhodes, next week's guest hosts will be Dusty Hill & Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top. Match #7: Seth Green, Triple H & John Cena vs Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. No winner announced, it broke down into a brawl until Triple H pulled out the sledgehammer.

Match #1: Kofi Kinston, Primo Colon & MVP vs The Big Show, Carlito & Jack Swagger Match #2: Jerry "The King" Lawler vs THE Brian Kendrick. Match #3: Mark Henry vs Chris Jericho Match #4: Sharp Dressed Man Match (Tuxedo Match): Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero Match #5: Gail Kim & Kelly Kelly vs Alicia Fox & Rosa Mendes Match #6: Triple H & John Cena vs Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. John Cena comes to the ring and talks about ZZ Top being the guest host for tonight and the match at Night of Champions. That brings out Randy Orton. Orton says the last time the triple threat happened he won, but Cena interrupts him saying he's not listening, he's too caught up in the crown and the guest hosts, but he thinks the crowd wants to see him pound Orton's face into mush. Orton teases the he'll fight, but leaves long enough for Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase to surround Cena. Before they get in the ring Triple H comes down and Legacy leaves. Triple H asks if Orton and the girls are leaving already, then says the he's at a point in his career that he doesn't care if he doesn't win on Sunday, he doesn't even care if Cena wins, what he does care about is the Orton doesn't win. Orton demands to be in the tag match. Cena & Triple H tease that there is no good reason to fight them because they would self destruct, but they accept. ZZ Top are in the back getting ready to play when Santino Marella arrives to bother them. Dusty Hill makes Santino and honorary member by giving him a beard, hat & sunglasses. Match #1: Kofi Kingston, Primo Colon & MVP vs Jack Swagger, Carlito & The Big Show. Primo pins Carlito. More with ZZ Top, this time Chris Jericho interrupts. He wants to know if they like his band Fozzy. They've never heard of Fozzy, but they put him in a match with Mark Henry. THE Brian Kendrick is bothering Lawler & Cole about wanting to be Jericho's partner at Night of Champions. Lawler tells him that he needs to get in the ring. Kendrick the gets on the mic and tells Lawler he was a former tag champ and that's more titles then Lawler ever held in the WWE. Kedrick gets in the ring, but before his opponent can be announced, Jerry Lawler gets in the ring and announces himself as Kendrick's opponent. Match #2: Jerry "The King" Lawler vs THE Brian Kendrick. Lawler pins Kendrick. Josh Matthews interviews Mickie James. The Miz comes out to annoy her and let Maryse attack her from behind. Match #3: Mark Henry vs Chris Jericho. Henry wins via DQ. Back with ZZ Top, Chavo Guerrero comes in and says he should be treated with respect, not wrestling a leprechaun. They agree, but give him a match with Hornswoggle anyway and it will be a Tuxedo Match/Sharp Dressed Man Match. Match #4: Sharp Dressed Man Match: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero. (Chavo's pants were sewn together) Hornswoggle wins. Cena & H talk about what he said about the match tonight and Night of Champions. More with ZZ Top, this time Kelly Kelly arrives. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase mock Chris Jericho. Lawler & Cole announce that Shaquille O'Neal will be the guest host next week. Match #5: Kelly Kelly & Gail Kim vs Rosa Mendes & Alicia Fox. Alicia pins Kelly. ZZ Top appear at ringside. Match #6: Triple H & John Cena vs Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Cena pins Orton.

Match #1: Beat the Clock: Mark Henry vs Carlito Match #2: Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly & Mickie James vs Rosa Mendes, Beth Phoenix & Alicia Fox Match #3: Beat the Clock: MVP vs Chris Masters Match #4: Kofi Kingston vs THE Brian Kendrick Match #5: Beat the Clock: Triple H vs Cody Rhodes Match #6: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero Match #7: Beat the Clock: Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger Match #8: Beat the Clock: John Cena vs The Miz Match #9: Guest Enforcer Shaquille O'Neal: Cryme Tyme vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show Jerry “The King” Lawler is in the ring to introduce tonight’s guest host, 15 time NBA MVP, the most dominant NBA player of all time: Shaquille O’Neal. Shaq announces that tonight we will determine Randy Orton’s opponent at Summerslam. Five men will compete in a Beat the Clock Challenge: Triple H, MVP, Jack Swagger, Mark Henry & John Cena. And this brings down Chris Jericho. Jericho tells Shaq that when he heard that the most dominant player was hosting Raw, he thought it would be Kobe Bryant. Jericho tries to tell him that the most dominant duo isn’t Shaq & LeBron James it’s him and the Big Show, but Shaq calls him Christina and kisses him on the forehead. Shaq then plays with Jericho’s hair. Jericho comes out and says that one again he’s been disrespected by the guest host of Raw and the he’s the best in the world and he demands to be catered to by everyone in the company including guest hosts and if Shaq doesn’t there will be problems. Shaq shoves Jericho and asks what kind of problem. Jericho say some big problems, and then brings out The Big Show. Show tells Shaq that he can’t intimidate him and that Shaq has a better chance of making two free throws in a row that intimidating him. Shaq calls the Show fat boy and brings up his upcoming show Shaq vs and he challenges Show to a match right now. Show says he sees what Shaq is trying to do, they fight and Show cripples Shaq and the NBA comes down on him and he would have to crush them as well and he doesn’t need the lawyers and legal fees, so he won’t fight Shaq. Shaq says he knew the “girls” wouldn’t fight, so he hired someone who will: Cryme Tyme & that he will be the outside ring enforcer. As Show & Jericho leave, Shaq continues to call Jericho Christina. Match #1: Beat the Clock Challenge: Mark Henry vs Carlito. Henry pins Carlito in 6:49. Match #2: Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly & Mickie James vs Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes & Beth Phoenix. Gail pins Alicia. Michael Cole interviews Shaq and Hornswoggle shows up. Match #3: Beat the Clock Challenge: MVP vs Chris Masters. Match end in a double count out so Mark Henry’s time still stands. Match #4: Kofi Kingston vs THE Brian Kendrick. Kendrick ignores Kofi and gets on the mic and yells at Jerry Lawler. The ref rings the bell, Kofi hits Trouble in Paradies and pins Kendrick in 9 seconds. Triple H is on his way to the ring when he’s jumped by Ted DiBiase who hits him in the knee with a telescoping baton. Match #5: Beat the Clock Challenge: Triple H vs Cody Rhodes. Time runs out so it ends up as a draw. Mark Henry’s time stands. Shaq is playing Scrabble with Santino. Santino wonders how Shaq keeps ending up with all the Q’s. Then Cryme Tyme show up. Match #6: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero. (Again) This time Chavo has to be blindfolded. Hornyswoggle pins Chavo. Randy Orton is in the locker room when Jack Swagger come up. Swagger tells him that Triple H didn’t beat the clock, but he will. Orton asks if he should be scared and Swagger tells him he should be. Swagger leaves and Mark Henry appears in his place and just smiles at Orton. Match #7: Beat the Clock: Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger. Bourne pins Swagger. Cole & Lawler announce that Jeremy Piven will be guest host next week. Josh Matthews interviews Triple H. H realizes that he should have seen the problem sooner. Instead of going after Orton, he should have taken out Rhodes & DiBiase and challenges then to a handicap match next week. Match #8: Beat the Clock: John Cena vs The...

Match #1: Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger Match #2: Mickie James & Gail Kim vs Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall Match #3: Handicap: Triple H vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Match #4: Primo vs Carlito Match #5: Mark Henry vs Chavo Guerrero Match #6: for the U.S. Championship: Kofi Kingston vs The Big Show Match #7: Lumberjack: John Cena vs The Miz.

Match #1: Kelly Kelly vs Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox vs Beth Phoenix Match #2: Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger Match #3: Contract on a Pole Match: Eugene vs The Calgary Kid Match #4: The Big Show vs Randy Orton Match #5: MVP vs Chris Masters Match #6; Hornswoggle & Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Match #7: John Cena vs Chris Jericho Randy Orton is in the ring and he says he bullies anyone and everyone because he can and the fans opinions do not matter to him. What matters is that in two weeks he’ll face John Cena at Summerslam and he’ll beat Cena. Down comes John Cena. Cena says he’s tired of listening to Orton and is ready to snap and if Orton wants to bully someone try Cena. Cena asks Orton if he’s going to talk about it or do something about it. They stare at each other until The Big Show & Chris Jericho come down. Show says that it’s funny seeing them try to intimidate each other, when all Show has to do is breathe…which Cena says is it is because his breath smells like Shaq’s jock strap. Jericho says they are out there because Raw is in Canada. Jericho says he talked to Sgt. Slaughter and he should give Jericho what he wants, and what he wants is a match against Cena and he will beat Cena for the first time. Orton then threatens to punt Cena, but the Show tell Orton that the reason Jericho got his match is because he was standing next to Jericho, but Show wants more, that’s why he’s facing Orton. Match #1:for the #1 contender to the Diva’s Championship: Kelly Kelly vs Alicia Fox vs Gail Kim vs Beth Phoenix. Gail pins Alicia. Sgt. Slaughter comes out and says his first official act is to lead them in a salute to the Canadian flag, but then he says if it wasn’t for Uncle Sam and the USA they would all be speaking Russian & French. Sarge then recites the Pledge of Allegiance. Match #2: Even Bourne vs Jack Swagger. Swagger pins Bourne. Swagger starts to brag, but MVP comes down to tell him that no one cares. MVP challenges Swagger for tonight, and Swagger tells him maybe next week. MVP shoves him down and Swagger walks away. Triple H is in Texas wandering around the cafeteria trying to call Shawn Michaels. After accidentially hitting on a waiter, Hunter hears a girl whining about her hamburger and Shawn Michaels stops her, he’s the chef! Sgt. Slaughter comes back out and says he was just playing around, he went and got someone special to sing Canada’s national anthem: Celine Dion. In reality, it’s Jillian Hall dressed in an Uncle Sam outfit & she “sings” God Bless America. Match #3: Contract on a Pole Match: Eugene vs The Calgary Kid. The Kid gets the contract….and reveals himself to be The Miz! Match #4: The Big Show vs Randy Orton. Show wins via count out. Back in Texas, Triple H is trying to understand why Shawn is a chef. Shawn says that after Wrestlemania he didn’t feel like he had to wrestle anymore. Shawn says they respect him. The whiny girl comes back and tells him his tater tots suck and he should shape up. Triple H says he needs Shawn, but Shawn isn’t listening. Then his grill catches fire, Shawn puts it out then decides to listen to H. Match #5: MVP vs Chris Masters. MVP pins Masters. After the match Swagger comes down to distract MVP, and Masters puts on the Masterlock. Back in Texas, H is behind the grill trying to convince Shawn to come back. The boss come out and yells a Shawn (calling him by his real name!) Shawn the superkicks him, then goes out and kicks the whinygirl. (offscreen) Then quits….and sets the place on fire! Sgt Slaughter returns once more, this time to bring out a national hero. He has Bret Hart’s music play….but Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes out instead. Match #6: Hornswoggle & Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. DiBiase pins Hornswoggle. After the match Cody challenges DX to a match at Summerslam. Josh Matthews interviews Chris Jericho. The Big Show interupts and Jericho forgets the camera is there and he badmouths Canada. Match #7: John Cena vs Chris Jericho. Cena wins via...

Match #1: for the U.S. Championship: Kofi Kingston vs Carlito Match #2: Evan Bourne vs The Miz Match #3: for the Diva's Championship: Mickie James vs Gail Kim Match #4: MVP vs Jack Swagger Match #5: Falls Count Anywhere: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero Match #6: Lumberjack: John Cena & Randy Orton vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show Freddie Prinze Jr. comes down and says he's been a lifelong fan of the WWE and he will start Summerslam tonight by having both the United States & Divaâs Championships defended. Then the evil hook guy from I Know What You Did Last Summer comes out: it's just Santino Marella. Santino claims that he could act in any movie. After that nonsense, Randy Orton comes out to bully Prinze, then attacks him. Match #1 for the United States Championship: Kofi Kingston vs Carltio w/Rosa Mendes. Kofi pins Carltio. Best of DX clips. Match #2: Evan Bourne vs The Miz. Miz pins Bourne. Triple H & Shawn Michaels arrive. Jillian Hall attempts to sing the DX theme and Triple H dumps a trash can on her head. They continue on and run into Santino being an idiot so Shawn superkicks him. DX make their way to the ring but are soon ambushed by Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Match #3 for the Diva's Championship: Mickie James vs Gail Kim. Mickie pins Gail. Josh Matthews interviews John Cena. Match #4: MVP vs Jack Swagger. MVP wins via DQ Match #5: Falls Count Anywhere: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero. Chavo is hit with a falling paint can and is pinned by Hornswoggle. Then Macauley Culkin appears. Floyd Mayweather is announced as next week's guest host. Match #6: Lumberjack: John Cena & Randy Orton vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show (Lumberjacks: Mark Henry, MVP Jamie Noble, Evan Bourne, Kofi) Cena pins Jericho. After the match, Orton RKO's Cena then runs from the lumberjacks.

1. Miz vs. Santino Marella 2. Six Diva Tag Team Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendez, and Alicia Fox vs. Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, and Mickie James 3. Tag Team Match Mark Henry and MVP vs. Big Show and Chris Jericho 4. Boxing Match Hornswoggle vs. Chavo Guerrero 5. No Disqualification Six Man Tag Team Match Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Vince McMahon vs. Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Randy Orton is backstage and talks about how a fan interfered and helped him win the match. But it wasn't a fan, it was Brett DiBiase. Orton says that Brett will never interfere in his match again. Vince McMahon comes down and says despite the controversy John Cena will get his rematch at Breaking Point in an I Quit match and if anyone interferes on Orton's behalf he will be stripped of the championship. Vince starts to leave but DX comes down. It's Vince's birthday and they harass him about Vince being a good guy and how old he is. Shawn shows him a "tribute." Triple H then has a giant cake rolled out, then they have showgirls and Cirque du Soliel people come out, and Elvis impersonator, and finally Big Dick Johnson comes out of the cake. All the people leave and hey have one last thing to give Vince, but they get jumped by Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Once they are run off, Triple H says that since Floyd Mayweather isn't here yet he's making a match: DX & Mr. McMahon vs Legacy, and Vince declares that it will be no DQ. Match #1: Santino Marella vs The Miz. Miz pins Santino. Match #2: Mickie James, Kelly Kelly & Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Alicia pins Mickie. DX shills for The Rise & Fall of WCW & their new shirt. Jillian "sings" happy birthday to Vince. Big Show & Chris Jericho come down to the ring and Show says that he has unfinished business with Floyd Mayweather and they won't leave until he arrives. Floyd Mayweather and goon squad come to the ring He won't fight the show because he has a fight on September 19th, Jericho gets in Mayweather's face and says that he's not a good boxer and he will lose his comeback fight. MVP then comes out. MVP wants Jericho to shut up because everyone is tired of hearing him talk, and if he beats Jericho for the Tag Team Championship he won't have to put up with Jericho on Raw. Mayweather gives MVP a match tonight and if they win tonight, they get a title shot at Breaking Point. He then brings out his partner Mark Henry. Match #3: MVP & Mark Henry vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show. MVP pins Jericho. (After Mayweather gave MVP brass knucks) Cody & Ted are planning with Brett when Randy Orton comes in. After running off Brett, Randy says that tonight they can make up for last night. The nightmare continues. Chavo has to wear gigantic gloves. Match #4: Boxing Match: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero. Hornswoggle wins by DQ. After the match, Chavo was about to finally get rid of Hornswoggle when Evan Bourne came in and ruined everything. Vince is working out with Mayweather when Carlito comes in and he complains about not having a match, then DX comes in, then Vince decks Carlito. Match #5: DX & Vince McMahon vs Legacy. Vince pins Orton after John Cena interferes.

Match #1: Diva Battle Royal Match #2: MVP vs Chris Jericho Match #3: Texas Bullrope Match: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero Match #4: Mark Henry vs The Big Show Match #5: for the United States Championship: Kofi Kingston vs Carlito vs Jack Swagger vs The Miz Match #6: for the Diva's Championship: Mickie James vs Beth Phoenix Match #7: Guest Referee John Cena for the WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton. Tonight's guest host, Hall of Fame legend the American Dream Dusty Rhodes comes to the ring. Dusty says that at Breaking Point, John Cena will face Cody Rhodes for the WWE Championship because tonight Cody faces Randy Orton for the Championship and the Dream will be in Cody's corner and John Cena will be guest ref. This madness brings out Randy Orton. Orton says the Dream is jealous of him because Cody looks up to Orton more than he does him. Orton wants Dusty to give him a reason not to kick him in the skull again, which brings out Cody. Cody tells Orton that they may be friends, he will not pass up this opportunity to become the youngest champion in WWE history and it's strictly business. Orton says that the fix is in, and Dusty tells him he better believe it. Match #1: Diva Battle Royal, winner faces Mickie James later tonight. Kelly Kelly vs Jillian Hall vs Beth Phoenix vs Rosa Mendes vs Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox. Beth wins. Match #2: MVP vs Chris Jericho. Jericho pins MVP. Dusty is in his office when DX come in and Dusty says that after Cody wins the championship he will give one of them a title match. They argue about who should get the title shot. Dusty says they should hang out and watch The Rise & Fall of WCW, And the Dusty Rhodes DVD and The New & Improved DX DVD. Match #3: Texas Bullrope Match: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero. Hornswoggle wins, no one cares anymore. Evan Bourne interferes again. Match #4: Mark Henry vs The Big Show. Henry wins via DQ. Cody Rhodes is getting ready when Ted DiBiase comes in. Orton says that no matter what happens it's just business. Back with DX & Dusty watching the Rise & Fall of WCW DVD and they try and claim who was really responsible for things failing. Match #5: Fatal Four War for the United States Championship: Kofi Kingston vs Carlito vs Jack Swagger vs The Miz, Kofi pins Carlito. Match #6 for the Diva's Championship: Mickie James vs Beth Phoenix. Mickie pins Beth. DX & Dusty talk about the WCW set when the Shockmaster returns! It's just Santino. Josh Matthews interviews John Cena. Bob Barker is announced as next week's guest host. Match #7: Guest Referee John Cena for the WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes w/Dusty Rhodes vs Randy Orton. Match never happens as Cody & Orton jump Cena, DiBiase joins in. DX comes to save Cena but Dusty helps Legacy attack, then Orton RKO's Dusty.

1. Chris Jericho vs. Montel Vontavious Porter 2. Chavo Guerrero vs. Evan Bourne 3. Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena 4. Bodyslam Challenge Santino Marella vs. The Big Show 5. Bodyslam Challenge The Big Show vs. Mark Henry 6. Tag Team Match D-Generation X vs. Chris Masters and Randy Orton Show begins, Price is Right style with Howard Finkel announcing and introduces Bob Barker. Time for the pricing game. Howard then calls out for Santino Marella, Jillian Hall, IRS & Chris Jericho….who refuses to come out. Jericho eventually comes out from the back ready to wrestle. They bid on the Best of Smackdown DVD (Hint!) Santino wants to buy a vowel. Santino bids $1,465. Jillian "sings" then bids $75. IRS wants to know if the bid includes taxes. IRS bids $50, including taxes. Jericho refuses to bid or even play along. Jericho threatens Barker and Barker blows him off. Jericho tells him to call him Mr. Jericho and that he is one half….and Barker claims that 1 is his bid. Jericho wins the DVD and Barker sends Jericho to the ring for a match and a chance to win a trip to Hawaii. Match #1: MVP vs Chris Jericho. MVP pins Jericho. Kelly Kelly helps Bob Barker shill his new book. Then DX comes in. Barker has them spin a wheel to get their opponents for tonight: Chris Masters & Randy Orton. The terror is over! Chavo doesn't have to face Hornswoggle! Barker tells Chavo that if he wins his match he can win a new car! Match #2: Evan Bourne vs Chavo Guerrero. Bourne pins Chavo after Hornswoggle interferes….in front of the ref and no DQ was called. Match #3: John Cena vs Cody Rhodes. Cena wins via DQ when Randy Orton interferes. Time for another pricing game. Replacing Jericho is Chicago White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski. (The crowd are Cubs fans) This time they're bidding on a Wrestlemania 26 package. AJ bids $1,000. IRS bids $2,000, Jillian bids $5,000 and Santino bids $1200. Santino wins. Santino has chance to win a hot tub if he wins his match. A bodyslam challenge….against the Big Show! Match #4: Bodyslam Challenge: Santino Marella vs The Big Show. Big Show wins in 14 seconds. (And Barker wasn't even paying attention) Barker has an opponent for Show. Match #5: Bodyslam Challenge: Mark Henry vs The Big Show. Henry wins. Josh Matthews interviews Bob Barker about his most memorable moments on the Price is Right and his book. Cole & Lawler are in the ring to rundown the card for Breaking Point. Chavo complains to Bob Barker and Barker beats him up. Match #6: DX vs Chris Masters & Randy Orton. Michaels beats Masters via submission. Rhodes & DiBiase try to escape with Orton but DX goes after Rhodes & DiBiase. They brawl out into the parking lot of Rhodes & DiBiase escapes. Randy Orton goes back to the ring and talks and talks and talks until John Cena comes out and they brawl.

Match #1: Kofi Kingston & & Primo vs Jack Swagger & The Miz Match #2: Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox Match #3: Shawn Michaels vs Ted DiBiase Match #4: Hornswoggle & Evan Bourne vs Chavo Guerrero & Carlito Match #5: Trish Stratus & MVP vs Chris Jericho & Beth Phoenix Match #6: No Holds Barred: Batista vs Randy Orton Batista comes to the ring to make a career altering decision. Before that, he says thank you to the fans, and because of his injuries he's come back to say goodbye. Randy Orton then comes down to claim credit for getting rid of Batista. Batista laughs at him saying the Orton is very predictable, then takes off his arm brace and beats up Orton. Batista says he's not here to announce his retirement, he's here to announce that he's going to Smackdown. And one last thing, he gets one more match on Raw, No Holds Barred against Orton. Tonight's guest host Trish Stratus comes out. Blah, blah blah, then she gets one with pushing the Hell In a Cell PPV and announce Orton vs Cena HIAC. Match #1: Kofi Kingston & Primo vs Jack Swagger & The Miz. Swagger pins Kingston….and Miz walks off with the US Title belt. Match #2: for the #1 Contender to the Diva's Championship: Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox. Mickie James was at ringside for commentary. Alicia pins Gail. Beth Phoenix complains to Trish about Alicia being named #1 contender. Then Chris Jericho comes in to mouth off. Match #3: Shawn Michaels w/ Triple H vs Ted DiBiase w/Cody Rhodes. Michaels wins via DQ. Match #4: Hornswoggle & Evan Bourne vs Chavo Guerrero & Carlito w/Rosa Mendes. Hornswoggle pins Chavo for the four billionth time. Josh Matthews interviews John Cena. Match #5: Trish Stratus & MVP vs Chris Jericho & Beth Phoenix. Trish & MVP win via DQ when the Big Show attacks MVP. Mark Henry comes down after the show, and Trish makes it a 6 man tag. So… Match #5b: Trish Stratus, MVP & Mark Henry vs Chris Jericho, The Big Show & Beth Phoenix. Trish pins Beth. They announce that next week's guest host will be Cedric the Entertainer. Match #6: No Holds Barred: Batista vs Randy Orton. Batista pins Orton.

1. Triple H vs. Cody Rhodes 2. Evan Bourne vs. The Miz 3. Divas Match Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix 4. United States Championship Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger 5. Cedric The Entertainer vs. Chavo Guerrero 6. Six Man Tag Team Match Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, and Big Show vs. John Cena, MVP, and Mark Henry Cedric the Entertainer arrives in a limo with the Bella Twins, three guys, a coach, generic football players, an old woman, a Rabbi performing a circumcision and a farmer with a goat. This is not a joke. Match #1: Triple H w/Shawn Michaels vs Cody Rhodes w/Ted DiBiase. H wins via DQ. Cedric the Entertainer comes out and rambles on, making fun of the wrestlers. Santino comes out being his usual idiotic self, and finally Chavo Guerrero comes out and challenges Cedric to a march. (This hurt to watch) Josh Matthews interviews The Miz. Match #2: Evan Bourne vs The Miz. Miz pins Bourne. Randy Orton tells Cody & Ted to take the rest of the night off. Jerry Lawler is in the ring for the contract signing between John Cena and Randy Orton. If Orton doesn't win he will never get another title shot against Cena. (Or at least until creative forgets that) And there's a no contact clause, so Orton has Chris Jericho & The Big Show attack Cena. Mark Henry & MVP make the save. This all leads to a 6 man tag….which immediately throws out the no contract clause. Match #3: Mickie James vs Beth Phoenix. Alicia Fox sat at ringside to watch. Beth pins Mickie. Match #4: Kofi Kingston vs Jack Swagger. Kofi wins via count out. Miz came down to steal the US Title and Swagger beats him up, then walks off with the belt. And now the contender for worst match ever…. Match #5: Guest Ref: Santino Marella: Cedric the Entertainer w/The Bella Twins vs Chavo Guerrero. Cedric wins with the help of Hornswoggle, Santino and some big dude who dressed a Cedric. They announce that the Reverend Al Sharpton will be next week's guest host. Cedric is talking to Kelly Kelly when Chris Jericho comes in and Cedric tells him he needs a breath mint. Cedric turns back to Kelly, then Big Show appears and Cedric decides to listen to him. Lillian Garcia says goodbye. (And breaking all wrestling tradition, does not get beat up on her last night with the company) Match #6: Mark Henry, MVP & John Cena vs Randy Orton, Chris Jericho & The Big Show. Jericho & Show tell Orton that if they lose the match, Orton has to face Henry, MVP & Cena in a gauntlet match, but if they win, Cena has to face Orton, Show & Jericho in a gauntlet match. Orton pins Henry.

Match #1: for the Unified Tag Team Championship: MVP & Mark Henry vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show Match #2: Mickie James vs Rosa Mendes Match #3: Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger Match #4: Santino Marella & Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero & Chris Masters Match #5: Gauntlet: John Cena vs Chris Jericho, The Big Show & Randy Orton

Match #1: Diva Bowl Match #2: Primo vs Jack Swagger Match #3: MVP & Mark Henry vs Chavo Guerrero & Chris Masters Match #4: for the United States Championship: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz Match #5: DX vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show

1. Bragging Rights Qualifying Match Chris Jericho vs. The Big Show 2. Diva's Championship Mickie James vs. Jillian Hall 3. Diva's Championship Jillian Hall vs. Melina 4. Bragging Rights Qualifying Match Ted Dibiase vs. Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena 5. Bragging Rights Qualifying Match Jack Swagger vs. Montel Vontavious Porter 6. Bragging Rights Qualifying Match Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne 7. Six Diva Tag Team Match Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, and Alicia Fox vs. Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, and Maria Menounos 8. Tag Team Match Randy Orton and John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase

Matches: Big Show, Mark Henry, Cody Rhodes, Kofi Kingston & Jack Swagger def. MVP, Evan Bourne, Primo, Chavo Guerrero & Chris Masters WWE Champion Randy Orton def. Ted DiBiase Triple H def. John Cena United States Champion The Miz def. Marty Jannetty WWE Divas Champion Melina def. Jillian Shawn Michaels vs. Unified Tag Team Champion Chris Jericho ended in a No Contest

1. Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston 2. Mixed Tag Team Match Santino Marella and Melina vs. Chavo Guerrero and Jillian 3. Evan Bourne vs. The Miz 4. Jamie Noble vs. Sheamus 5. Lumberjack No Disqualification Match (w/ Special Guest Referee John Cena) Triple H vs. Big Show

1. United States Championship The Miz vs. Evan Bourne 2. Sheamus vs. Jamie Noble 3. Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston 4. Six Man Tag Team Match Randy Orton and The Legacy vs. Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, and Montel Vontavious Porter 5. Six Diva Number One Contender's Battle Royal Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, and Eve Torres 6. Triple Threat Match John Cena vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Big Show Full Recap Tonight's guest hosts Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne are in the ring. Sharon reminds us that Ozzy was at Wrestlemania 2 and performed on Smackdown. Then The Miz comes down, and Sharon is an annoying bitch, Miz wants a them to erase the results of last week's match. Then Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase come down and they want revenge against Kofi Kingston. Then The Big Show comes down and he wants the entire roster to come down and apologize for attacking him last week. Which then brings down DX to push Ozzy's book and their book, and they're going to give everyone what they want. H whispers in Ozzy's ear and so Miz with face Evan "Bruan" for the US title. Shawn tells Cody & Ted they'll get what they want and Shawn whispers in stupid Sharon's ear and we get Kobe Kingston vs Randy Orton. Show decides he doesn't want an apology, so instead he wants the triple threat match for Survivor Series tonight and whispers in Ozzy's ear, and H does to and we get John Cena vs Chris Jericho vs The Big Show. Match #1 for the United States Championship: Evan Bourne vs The Miz. Miz pins Bourne. Josh Matthews interviews Sheamus. Match #2: Jamie Noble vs Sheamus. Referees stopped the match. Josh Matthews interviews Kofi Kingston. (or possibly Kofi Johnston, Kobe Kingston) Match #3: Kofi Kingston vs Randy Orton. Cody & Ted come down to try and jump Kofi, so Ozzy & Sharon change the match. Match #3a: Kofi Kingston, MVP & Mark Henry vs Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. Henry pins Rhodes. Ozzy & Sharon are back in the ring for a "talent" competition. And the third judge? Great Khali. Santino Marella comes out dressed as Ozzy. Chris Masters and his dancing pecs, Chavo & Jillian come out to butcher Ozzy & Lita Ford's song Close My Eyes Forever. Ozzy & Sharon hate it, Jillian comes down to complain and Sharon slaps Jillian. Then Khali & Hornswoggle beat up Chavo. Match #4: Diva Battle Royal for the #1 Contender: Kelly Kelly vs, Bella Twins, vs Gail Kim vs Eve vs Alicia Fox. Alicia wins. Chris Jericho complains to Ozzy. DX yells at Hornswoggle. John Cena comes to save him. Match #5: John Cena vs Chris Jericho vs The Big Show. DX was at ringside for commentary. Jericho pins Cena.

Matches #1 Alicia Fox def. Kelly Kelly #2 Sheamus def. A local competitor #3 Evan Bourne def. Jack Swagger #4 Randy Orton def. Mark Henry #5 Ricky Hatton def. Chavo Guerrero in a "Boxer vs. Wrestler" Match #6 Triple H & Shawn Michaels def. Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show in a Non-Title Match

Matches #1 Maryse & Jillian def. Divas Champion Melina & Gail Kim #2 Randy Orton def. Kofi Kingston #3 Mark Henry def. United States Champion The Miz in a Non-Title Match #4 Triple H def. Unified Tag Team Champion Chris Jericho

Matches ECW Champion Christian, Kane & The Great Khali def. William Regal, Ezekiel Jackson & Vladimir Kozlov Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase def. Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne John Cena def. CM Punk Randy Orton def. World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker in a Non-Title Match Chris Jericho & Big Show def. Unified Tag Team Champions DX by Disqualification John Morrison, Mark Henry & Yoshi Tatsu def. Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre, United States Champion The Miz & Zack Ryder Mickie James, Divas Champion Melina, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Brie and Nikki Bella & Maria def. Women’s Champion Michelle McCool, Layla, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Maryse, Alicia Fox & Rosa Mendes John Cena def. Randy Orton

1. Six Diva Tag Team Match Melina, Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim vs. Jillian, Alicia Fox and Maryse 2. Six Man Tag Team Match Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Legacy vs. Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry and Evan Bourne 3. John Cena vs. Jack Swagger 4. Carlito vs. Chris Masters 5. Sheamus vs. Montel Vontavious Porter 6. The Miz vs. Santino Claus Full Recap Guest host NY Yankee Johnny Damon comes to the ring to Centerfield by John Fogerty. After the usual host nonsense, he says there will be a secret Santa to give a superstar one wish. Then, in the greatest moment of stupidty, a guy dressed in a tiger suit being chased by a blonde with a golf club runs around. (Tiger Woods, get it? Match #1: Melina, Gail Kim & Kelly Kelly vs Maryse, Jillian & Alicia Fox. Kelly pins Maryse. Time for the horror. DX goes to little people's court. Let the midget jokes fly!!! All of the little people just scream in Honswoggle gibberish. Match #2: Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry & Evan Bourne vs Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase & Randy Orton. Kingston pins DiBiase. Oh boy, stupid diva nonsense with Damon, Eve, the Bellas, Carlito & Masters, and Slaughter Claus! More Little People's Court crap. Match #3: John Cena vs Jack Swagger. Cena wins via submission. Back with Johnny Damon and Dusty Claus. Match #4: Chris Masters w/Eve vs Carlito. Masters wins via submission. The stupid tiger is being fondled by the BellaTwins while The Miz talks to IRS Claus. The blonde comes after tiger, then Damon gets mauled by Mae Young. They announce that Timbaland will be next week's guest host. Match #5: MVP vs Sheamus. Sheamus pins MVP. Vince McMahon arrives to congratulate Damon and Damon makes a title match between Cena & Sheamus next week. Then Damon asks Vince is Bret Hart will be guest host and Vince dodges the question/ Match #6: Santino Claus vs The Miz. Miz pins Santino. Josh Matthews interview The Big Show. Big Show comes to the ring to complain about the fake Santas and wants the real one to come down and give him his wish. Santa comes down and says the next week Chris Jericho will be back on Raw. Then Hornswoggle comes out and pulls of the beard to reveal Chris Jericho. (Gasp!) Then all the midgets from little people's court, wearing DX gear, attack. No, seriously. After beating up the court, Show & Jericho corner Hornswoggle, but DX makes the save. Then DX decides that if Horny stops suing them, he can be in DX.

Match #1: Evan Bourne vs Ted DiBiase Match #2: Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes Match #3: Kelly Kelly vs Maryse Match #4: for the United States Championship: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz Match #5: DX vs The Big Show & Chavo Guerrero Match #6: for the WWE Championship: John Cena vs Sheamus Full Recap Chris Jericho is outside and wants the fans to sign a petition to let him back on Raw. John Cena comes to the ring, sets up a table and talks about how Sheamus won the WWE Championship and that he gets his rematch right now, and he wants it to be a tables match. Sheamus comes down and says that putting Cena through a table is not a challenge and he's going to beat Cena one on one and the last image of 2009 will be Sheamus holding the title. Sheamus goes to leave and Cena jumps him and puts Sheamus through the table. It's time for guest host Timbaland to waste time with the Divas. Josh Matthews interviews Timbaland about what happened between Cena & Sheamus & Timbaland says the match will still happen. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase are talking about the Marine 2 when the meet Randy Orton, who tells them it's time to break up Legacy because last week three guys with nothing in common beat them and it seems like they're utter failure. Cody wants to know how many times Orton would be champ without them and Ted says Orton should be thanking them. Orton tells them that if they lose their match they will be out of Legacy. Jericho is outside still complaining. Match #1: Evan Bourne vs Ted DiBiase. (Randy Orton sat at ringside to watch) DiBiase pins Bourne. Match #2: Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes. Rhodes pins Henry. Jillian is trying to get in to see Timbaland, meanwhile, Triple H is taping Hornswoggle to a skateboard. H wants to know why Shawn is so serious and Shawn is worried about whether Bret Hart will be guest host. Shawn leaves, then H tosses Hornswoggle into Jillian. Match #3: Kelly Kelly vs Maryse. Maryse pins Kelly. Jericho is still complaining outside when the Big Show walks up and tells him to let it go. Vince McMahon comes to the ring to address the rumors of Bret Hart being guest host. Vince says that Bret doesn't deserve it and will never be guest host. Then Shawn Michaels comes down to tell Vince that he wants The Undertaker at Wrestlemania, but Vince won't make the match and Shawn will have to make it happen. Shawn then says prove that he isn't afraid of Bret and Vince should bring closure to the animosity and bring Bret Hart back to Raw. Michaels keeps egging on Vince until he relents and says that Bret will be next week's guest host. Josh Matthews interview John Cena, briefly, as Sheamus jumps Cena. MVP is with Timbaland and Kofi comes in, followed by the Miz and it goes on a long time….really. Match #4: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz. Kofi pins Miz. Match #4b for the U.S. Championshop: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz. Kofi wins via DQ when Randy Orton attacks him. Josh Matthews interviews Randy Orton. Match #5: DX vs The Big Show & Chavo Guerrero. (Chris Jericho came to ringside with a ticket) H pins Chavo after Chavo gloated about beating up Hornswoggle. Match #6 for the WWE Championship: John Cena vs Sheamus. Cena wins via DQ.