Where to stream Two and a Half Men Season 9

Season 9

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Released: 19th Sep, 2011

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Season 9 Episodes

S09 Episode 1

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 19 Sep 2011

S09 Episode 2

People Who Love Peepholes

Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forcing Alan to move back in with his mum. However, Alan sees an opportunity to come back when Walden asks for advice about getting his wife back.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 26 Sep 2011

S09 Episode 3

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

When Jake comes to stay for the weekend, he takes some career advice from Walden, much to Alan's dismay.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 3 Oct 2011

S09 Episode 4

Nine Magic Fingers

Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex-girlfriend, Courtney.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 10 Oct 2011

S09 Episode 5

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Lyndsey dumps Alan after he agrees to be completely honest about his past. A stoned Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing him a party.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 17 Oct 2011

S09 Episode 6

The Squat and the Hover

Alan convinces Walden to see Charlie's old shrink after he gets his divorce papers from Bridget, but his spirits are soon lifted after he meets a lesbian who looks like her.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 24 Oct 2011

S09 Episode 7

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake stands to benefit from his tutor's crush on Walden. Alan finds Charlie's journal. Walden hires Evelyn to redecorate the place.

19 mins  ·  Mon, 31 Oct 2011

S09 Episode 8

Thank You for the Intercourse

The death of Charlie starts to hit Alan a lot harder but he soon discovers a way through it with the help of a familiar alter ego.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 7 Nov 2011

S09 Episode 9

Frodo's Headshots

Upon his return from the stress clinic, Alan finds out that Jake got his girlfriend pregnant. Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, and he has to move out immediately.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 14 Nov 2011

S09 Episode 10

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Jake talks Walden into asking out a woman he meets at a supermarket; Alan considers hocking Walden's incredibly expensive wedding ring to get out of debt.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 21 Nov 2011

S09 Episode 11

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget returns and says that she wants him back.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 5 Dec 2011

S09 Episode 12

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother arrives for Christmas and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about a `pet' from Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 12 Dec 2011

S09 Episode 13

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden and Bridget go head-to-head over the direction of `Walden Loves Bridget Inc', but Walden has a trick up his sleeve.

19 mins  ·  Mon, 2 Jan 2012

S09 Episode 14

A Possum on Chemo

While Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers that Lyndsey is dating a younger man.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 16 Jan 2012

S09 Episode 15

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden starts to get concerned about his and Zoe's `carnal interludes'. His solution turns out to be a tad unorthodox.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 6 Feb 2012

S09 Episode 16

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

A storm that strands the two couples inside leads to fussin' and feudin' between Lyndsey and Zoey on Valentine's Day.

19 mins  ·  Mon, 13 Feb 2012

S09 Episode 17

Not in My Mouth!

When Zoe doesn't return his `I love you', Walden retaliates by immediately going out and picking up another woman.

19 mins  ·  Mon, 20 Feb 2012

S09 Episode 18

The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's old business partner turns up with a billion-dollar idea but, since they didn't part on the best of terms, Walden may not be prepared to forgive and forget.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 27 Feb 2012

S09 Episode 19

Palmdale, Ech

When Lyndsey's mother comes for a visit, Alan suggests she meets Evelyn. Walden is stuck hearing iPhone app ideas from Jake and Eldridge.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 19 Mar 2012

S09 Episode 20

Grandma's Pie

Zoe is upset when she finds out that Bridget is a business partner in Walden's latest venture. Alan and Lyndsey have an awkward dinner with their mums, who are now lovers and planning to move in together.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 9 Apr 2012

S09 Episode 21

Mr. Hose Says Yes

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 16 Apr 2012

S09 Episode 22

Why We Gave Up Women

Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle-aged woman to tell Alan to make some changes to his life after his heart attack.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 30 Apr 2012

S09 Episode 23

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Zoey's not so sure Alan deserves all the love and attention he's getting following his release from the hospital.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 7 May 2012

S09 Episode 24

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 14 May 2012

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