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Season 5

Two and a Half Men

Comedy
Romance
TV-14
7.1 / 10

Season released 24th Sep, 2007.

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Season 5 Episodes

S05 Episode 1

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is getting ready to start junior high school, so Alan and Charlie take him shopping, and find themselves in trouble.

20 mins · Mon, 24 Sep 2007

S05 Episode 2

Media Room Slash Dungeon

An evening spent with his mother leaves Charlie behaving strangely, and Alan's date changes her attitude after making love.

21 mins · Mon, 1 Oct 2007

S05 Episode 3

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a intelligent court judge, Linda. Charlie behaves so badly that Linda refuses to see him again, until he ends up in court.

21 mins · Mon, 8 Oct 2007

S05 Episode 4

City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda's relationship is getting serious, but Charlie has trouble trying to forget Rose, and sees her everywhere he turns.

21 mins · Mon, 15 Oct 2007

S05 Episode 5

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a test subject.

22 mins · Mon, 22 Oct 2007

S05 Episode 6

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

21 mins · Mon, 29 Oct 2007

S05 Episode 7

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan have a dispute about his role in the house, ending up with Alan and Jake moving in with his mother.

20 mins · Mon, 5 Nov 2007

S05 Episode 8

Is There a Mrs Waffles?

Charlie casually records some songs, and their success spawns a variety of promotional gigs. Alan is jealous of his brother's success, which seems to come naturally.

20 mins · Mon, 12 Nov 2007

S05 Episode 9

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

20 mins · Mon, 19 Nov 2007

S05 Episode 10

Kinda Like Necrophilia

While trying to help Jake get over a break-up, Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his old girlfriend. He seeks revenge by following the same advice Charlie has.

22 mins · Mon, 26 Nov 2007

S05 Episode 11

Meander to Your Dander

When Alan struggles to end a relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with someone.

22 mins · Mon, 17 Mar 2008

S05 Episode 12

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

When Charlie catches the flu and is too ill to be home alone, Rose offers to take care of him so that Alan can go to the movies.

22 mins · Mon, 24 Mar 2008

S05 Episode 13

The Soil Is Moist

Alan dates a friend of his ex-wife, Judith. She reveals that Judith said her new husband is a better lover than Alan.

20 mins · Mon, 31 Mar 2008

S05 Episode 14

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

22 mins · Mon, 14 Apr 2008

S05 Episode 15

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiancé's upcoming wedding.

21 mins · Mon, 21 Apr 2008

S05 Episode 16

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan enthusiastically plans Evelyn's wedding to her rich fiancé, Teddy. Charlie tirelessly pursues his future stepsister using some stalking tips from his own stalker, Rose.

21 mins · Mon, 28 Apr 2008

S05 Episode 17

Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death that occurred at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's wedding reception.

21 mins · Mon, 5 May 2008

S05 Episode 18

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie, an older woman who writes self-help books; Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.

21 mins · Mon, 12 May 2008

S05 Episode 19

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie must resist temptation when he meets his middle-aged girlfriend's adult daughter, and realises they have met before; Charlie's therapist Dr Freeman returns.

21 mins · Mon, 19 May 2008

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