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Season 3

Two and a Half Men

Comedy
Romance
TV-14
7.1 / 10

Season released 19th Sep, 2005.

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Season 3 Episodes

S03 Episode 1

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Alan falls off the roof when attempting to fix the satellite dish, and Charlie volunteers to take care of Jake for the weekend while he recovers.

21 mins · Mon, 19 Sep 2005

S03 Episode 2

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan has to meet with the school principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, leaving Charlie to watch over the chiropractic office for the day.

21 mins · Mon, 26 Sep 2005

S03 Episode 3

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie discovers that Alan's latest dating spree has been with Judith, so he does everything he can think of in order to keep them apart.

21 mins · Mon, 3 Oct 2005

S03 Episode 4

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Alan and Charlie get into an argument when Berta moves into the beach house, so Alan decides to find his own place.

21 mins · Mon, 10 Oct 2005

S03 Episode 5

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie has an awkward reaction to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose claims his issues with relationships come from his unresolved problems with his mother.

21 mins · Mon, 17 Oct 2005

S03 Episode 6

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie enjoys dating Isabella, a sexually uninhibited, wild woman, but things take a turn when she threatens to place a curse on his manhood.

21 mins · Mon, 24 Oct 2005

S03 Episode 7

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie gets drunk and finds himself in a compromising position, spending the evening with his stalker Rose as she celebrates her birthday.

21 mins · Mon, 7 Nov 2005

S03 Episode 8

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie becomes obsessed by a ballet teacher and convinces Jake to enrol in her class, but the plan goes awry when Jake gets a crush on her.

21 mins · Mon, 14 Nov 2005

S03 Episode 9

Madame and Her Special Friend

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbours.

21 mins · Mon, 21 Nov 2005

S03 Episode 10

Something Salted and Twisted

Alan plans a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbour and a good guy.

21 mins · Mon, 28 Nov 2005

S03 Episode 11

Santa's Village of the Damned

When Alan begins dating a cooking instructor, he and Charlie soon find themselves gaining weight. After it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.

21 mins · Mon, 19 Dec 2005

S03 Episode 12

That Special Tug

After dropping of Jake to a friend's house, Alan has an emotional breakdown that sends Charlie to a therapist.

21 mins · Mon, 9 Jan 2006

S03 Episode 13

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a serious relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

21 mins · Mon, 23 Jan 2006

S03 Episode 14

Love Isn't Blind, It's R...

Charlie organises a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship. Meanwhile, Alan begins dating one of Charlie's exes.

21 mins · Mon, 6 Feb 2006

S03 Episode 15

My Tongue Is Meat

Charlie discovers that he can't keep up with the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, so he starts to sneak beer, cigars and burgers into the garage.

21 mins · Mon, 27 Feb 2006

S03 Episode 16

Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan desperately tries to avoid bringing his alluring 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's party, because his mother is concerned about her young age.

21 mins · Mon, 6 Mar 2006

S03 Episode 17

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

After receiving a nomination for an advertising award, Charlie decides to boycott the banquet due to a rivalry.

21 mins · Mon, 13 Mar 2006

S03 Episode 18

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

When paying his girlfriend's bills leaves Alan strapped for cash, Charlie attempts to convince him to break up with her.

21 mins · Mon, 20 Mar 2006

S03 Episode 19

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Charlie is less than thrilled when Kandi moves in with him and Alan. Charlie also happens to be experiencing a dry spell with women.

21 mins · Mon, 10 Apr 2006

S03 Episode 20

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

While Charlie begins dating Kandi's mother, Mandi, Alan desperately tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Kandi organises a date between her father and Judith.

21 mins · Mon, 24 Apr 2006

S03 Episode 21

And the Plot Moistens

Alan is conflicted when he develops a crush on Jake's attractive teacher, Kandi, after learning they have many things in common. Plus, Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

21 mins · Mon, 1 May 2006

S03 Episode 22

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Charlie and Alan help get Jake ready for his much anticipated first boy-girl party after a cute girl from school invites him.

21 mins · Mon, 8 May 2006

S03 Episode 23

Arguments for the Quickie

Charlie's former girlfriend Mia comes to town with her dance troupe. She asks him to accompany her to her performance before she makes an unusual request of him.

21 mins · Mon, 15 May 2006

S03 Episode 24

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia begin the process of planning their wedding, but complications from both sides of the family threaten to ruin their big day.

21 mins · Mon, 22 May 2006

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