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Season 2

Two and a Half Men

Comedy
Romance
TV-14
7.1 / 10

Season released 20th Sep, 2004.

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Season 2 Episodes

S02 Episode 1

Back Off Mary Poppins

When Alan discovers that Charlie is a member of an exclusive men's group, he begs his brother for a chance to join.

21 mins · Mon, 20 Sep 2004

S02 Episode 2

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

When Judith begins dating Jake's paediatrician, Alan is upset until Charlie points out the advantages of her remarrying.

21 mins · Mon, 27 Sep 2004

S02 Episode 3

A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie plots to prevent Jake from being suspended from school by romancing his teacher, but the results are unexpected.

20 mins · Mon, 4 Oct 2004

S02 Episode 4

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Judith's new boyfriend has a boat and pool and offers to teach Jake how to snorkel. As a result, Alan steps up and teaches Jake how to drive a car.

21 mins · Mon, 11 Oct 2004

S02 Episode 5

Bad News From the Clinic

Charlie finally meets his match when he falls for a self-absorbed woman who is better at playing hard to get than get is.

21 mins · Mon, 18 Oct 2004

S02 Episode 6

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan refuses to admit he shoplifted a toy as a child and is worried he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to save face.

21 mins · Mon, 25 Oct 2004

S02 Episode 7

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater their mother's party that they were tricked into organising.

21 mins · Mon, 8 Nov 2004

S02 Episode 8

Frankenstein and the H... Villagers

Alan gets the chance to experience what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the supermarket who fulfills his every desire.

21 mins · Mon, 15 Nov 2004

S02 Episode 9

Yes, Monsignor

After running into an old flame that he once thought was Mrs Right, Charlie is happy to discover her marriage didn't work out.

21 mins · Mon, 22 Nov 2004

S02 Episode 10

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie is given the task of composing a theme song for one of Jake's favourite comics. Elsewhere, things get pretty heated between Alan and Rose.

21 mins · Mon, 29 Nov 2004

S02 Episode 11

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie is shocked when he is rejected by a woman at a bar who claims that women around the city have been comparing notes on his misdeeds.

21 mins · Mon, 13 Dec 2004

S02 Episode 12

A Lungful of Alan

When Alan's school friend returns on the scene, her transformation sparks a fight for her attention between Alan and Charlie.

21 mins · Mon, 3 Jan 2005

S02 Episode 13

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

When an earthquake causes damage to Judith's house, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

20 mins · Mon, 17 Jan 2005

S02 Episode 14

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

After Evelyn shakes Jake's confidence by belittling his high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives.

21 mins · Mon, 31 Jan 2005

S02 Episode 15

Smell the Umbrella Stand

When Alan begins to feels anxious about a looming medical procedure, Charlie decides to take him on a trip to Las Vegas.

21 mins · Mon, 7 Feb 2005

S02 Episode 16

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Judith plans a week-long trip to Hawaii and leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie. The guys soon discover that caring for Jake on a daily basis is quite different from their normal weekend visits.

21 mins · Mon, 14 Feb 2005

S02 Episode 17

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Charlie bypasses Alan's medical advice in favour of a trip to see his beautiful female doctor after he injures his back.

21 mins · Mon, 21 Feb 2005

S02 Episode 18

It Was Mame, Mom

When Charlie is invited to a cocktail party by a gay ad executive, he forces Alan to accompany him as his life partner.

21 mins · Mon, 7 Mar 2005

S02 Episode 19

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan asks out one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, but while they're on their date he is plagued by thoughts of her and Charlie together.

21 mins · Mon, 21 Mar 2005

S02 Episode 20

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan's pent-up feelings get the better of them, Rose attempts to help the brothers work out their differences.

21 mins · Mon, 18 Apr 2005

S02 Episode 21

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn discovers her second husband has passed away, she goes to the funeral with Alan and is shocked when she finds out that Alan kept in touch with him after the divorce.

20 mins · Mon, 2 May 2005

S02 Episode 22

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After accepting a loan from Evelyn, Alan is pressured to go on a double-date with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

21 mins · Mon, 9 May 2005

S02 Episode 23

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan is unsure about leaving Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover, until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a team of female volleyball players.

20 mins · Mon, 16 May 2005

S02 Episode 24

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie is confronted by an old man at his house after unwittingly sleeping with his young trophy wife.

20 mins · Mon, 23 May 2005

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