S12 Episode 1

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After he has a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his lifestyle.

20 mins · Thu, 30 Oct 2014

S12 Episode 2

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.

21 mins · Thu, 6 Nov 2014

S12 Episode 3

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden must pretend to be a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker, but Lyndsey's return from rehab could jeopardise their scheme.

21 mins · Thu, 13 Nov 2014

S12 Episode 4

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Walden and Alan are excited to meet with a pregnant college student who wants to give up her baby for adoption.

21 mins · Thu, 20 Nov 2014

S12 Episode 5

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Ms McMartin asks Walden and Alan if they would consider adopting a six-year-old boy named Louis. Walden tries very hard to make Louis feel at home.

21 mins · Thu, 27 Nov 2014

S12 Episode 6

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Ms McMartin approves Alan and Walden to foster Louis. When Alan becomes obsessed with being `the cool dad', Louis begins manipulating Alan to get whatever he wants.

20 mins · Thu, 4 Dec 2014

S12 Episode 7

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them, and Alan joins the other mums on a wild girls' night.

21 mins · Thu, 11 Dec 2014

S12 Episode 8

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

21 mins · Thu, 18 Dec 2014

S12 Episode 9

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women while Louis is in the house, and Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

21 mins · Thu, 8 Jan 2015

S12 Episode 10

Here I Come, Pants!

During a surprise check-up, Ms McMartin is angered upon realising Alan and Walden were pretending to be a couple.

21 mins · Thu, 15 Jan 2015

S12 Episode 11

For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a support group for adoptive dads and, after bonding with the members, finds it's a good way to get away from Alan.

21 mins · Thu, 22 Jan 2015

S12 Episode 12

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.

21 mins · Thu, 29 Jan 2015

S12 Episode 13

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden worries that ending things with Ms McMartin will become an issue. When Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, he hesitates.

21 mins · Thu, 5 Feb 2015

S12 Episode 14

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift, but Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.

20 mins · Thu, 12 Feb 2015

S12 Episode 15

Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

Alan is informed that millions of dollars in royalties for Charlie remain unclaimed. He needs a death certificate to collect it, but Alan begins to question if Charlie is really dead.

18 mins · Thu, 19 Feb 2015

S12 Episode 16

Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two

Rose reveals to Alan, Walden and Evelyn that Charlie is still alive. Now, he's out for revenge on the people that let him down, and Alan and Walden get scared.

21 mins · Thu, 19 Feb 2015

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