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Season 1

Two and a Half Men

Comedy
Romance
TV-14
7.1 / 10

Season released 22nd Sep, 2003.

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Season 1 Episodes

S01 Episode 1

Pilot

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move into his house. However, Charlie soon realises that he can use his 10-year-old nephew to attract women.

22 mins · Mon, 22 Sep 2003

S01 Episode 2

Big Flappy Bastards

Charlie is unsure about how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room. Alan gets a surprise when he goes home to fix Judith's sprinklers.

21 mins · Mon, 29 Sep 2003

S01 Episode 3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Alan ends up drinking his sorrows away with Charlie after he fails to give his son a fun-filled weekend.

21 mins · Mon, 6 Oct 2003

S01 Episode 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Alan helps Charlie get his cleaning lady back. Charlie tries to persuade Jake to get ready for dinner with his mother.

21 mins · Mon, 13 Oct 2003

S01 Episode 5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

After Charlie has a night out in Vegas, he goes to one of Jake's soccer games and a single mother catches his eye.

18 mins · Mon, 20 Oct 2003

S01 Episode 6

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer Evelyn up after she gets dumped; Charlie teaches Jake about screening calls from women.

20 mins · Mon, 27 Oct 2003

S01 Episode 7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith worries about an inappropriate assignment that Jake does for school, involving one of Charlie's female friends.

21 mins · Mon, 3 Nov 2003

S01 Episode 8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

After Alan and Judith argue during rehearsals, Charlie feels inspired to produce Jake's fourth grade musical.

18 mins · Mon, 10 Nov 2003

S01 Episode 9

Phase One, Complete

Charlie becomes concerned when Jake and Evelyn both form strong bonds with his new girlfriend, Wendy.

21 mins · Mon, 17 Nov 2003

S01 Episode 10

Merry Thanksgiving

Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner in an attempt to prove that he's a better family man than her fiancé.

21 mins · Mon, 24 Nov 2003

S01 Episode 11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

After Alan runs into his ex-wife and her new partner, he agrees to get a makeover; the brothers clash over what to buy.

20 mins · Mon, 15 Dec 2003

S01 Episode 12

Camel Filters and Pheremones

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter arrives, and she captures Charlie and Alan's attention; Alan tries to convince Judith that Jake is doing well at Charlie's.

20 mins · Mon, 5 Jan 2004

S01 Episode 13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie sets Alan up with a date and tries to get rid of Alan's flu symptoms beforehand; Jake feeds Charlie's ego.

20 mins · Mon, 12 Jan 2004

S01 Episode 14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie's credit card is declined at the grocery store, and he learns that he is broke and his accountant is inept.

20 mins · Mon, 2 Feb 2004

S01 Episode 15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Despite Alan's warning, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie that he meets at the garage.

21 mins · Mon, 9 Feb 2004

S01 Episode 16

That Was Saliva, Alan

Frankie tries to tell Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

21 mins · Mon, 16 Feb 2004

S01 Episode 17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Charlie is very offended when Alan chooses their unintelligent cousins to be Jake's guardians if he dies.

19 mins · Mon, 23 Feb 2004

S01 Episode 18

An Old Flame With a New Wick

When a former girlfriend agrees to meet Charlie after breaking his heart years ago, he is stunned to learn that she is now a man.

21 mins · Mon, 1 Mar 2004

S01 Episode 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Alan is surprised when Judith's sister hits on him at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn focuses more on getting drunk than the party.

19 mins · Mon, 22 Mar 2004

S01 Episode 20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Judith and Alan realise that Jake may be struggling with their divorce, and so they send him to a therapist.

21 mins · Mon, 19 Apr 2004

S01 Episode 21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

When he's told that custody of Jake could be at stake, Charlie spends the night with Alan's attorney, which jeopardises Alan's divorce settlement.

21 mins · Mon, 3 May 2004

S01 Episode 22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent but persistent sleepwalking; Jake starts to see a therapist.

20 mins · Mon, 10 May 2004

S01 Episode 23

Just Like Buffalo

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith into continuing to let Jake stay at his place on the weekends so he can spend more time with men.

20 mins · Mon, 17 May 2004

S01 Episode 24

Can You Feel My Finger?

After being shaken by a pregnancy scare from a woman he's seeing, Charlie goes to the doctor and considers a vasectomy.

21 mins · Mon, 24 May 2004

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