S01 Episode 1
The Nurple Rainbow
Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer's head. But luckily, all that stuff is now coming over here to get you and also bite you.
10 mins · Sun, 9 Dec 2018
S01 Episode 2
The Magmafying Past
The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust of Tessa's face.
10 mins · Sun, 9 Dec 2018
S01 Episode 3
Ogled Inklings
By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left eye, right under your nose.
10 mins · Sun, 16 Dec 2018
S01 Episode 4
Constadeath
Die once, shame on you. Die once every three seconds, shame on us all.
10 mins · Sun, 16 Dec 2018
S01 Episode 5
Tow and Shell
Did you know that if you hold your mother against your ear and listen closely, you can hear your dead father softly crying "my child has gone banana"?
10 mins · Sun, 23 Dec 2018
S01 Episode 6
Fowl Flow
This week Violet discovers that that scalding throb that rips thru your body every few seconds has a name: The Rest Of The World.
10 mins · Sun, 23 Dec 2018
