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Season 5

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Season released 15th Sep, 1965.

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Season 5 Episodes

S05 Episode 1

Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth

Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national television quiz show.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 15 Sep 1965

S05 Episode 2

A Farewell to Writing

Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 22 Sep 1965

S05 Episode 3

Uhny Uftz

Rob and Buddy are perplexed by a tiny flying saucer darting through the office halls and try to track it down.

24 mins  ·  Wed, 29 Sep 1965

S05 Episode 4

The Ugliest Dog in the World

Rob and Laura try to find a home for an ugly mutt from the dog pound.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 6 Oct 1965

S05 Episode 5

No Rice at My Wedding

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 13 Oct 1965

S05 Episode 6

Draw Me a Pear

Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 20 Oct 1965

S05 Episode 7

The Great Petrie Fortune

Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 27 Oct 1965

S05 Episode 8

Odd But True

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 3 Nov 1965

S05 Episode 9

Viva Petrie

When Maria asks Rob to find some work for her bullfighter boyfriend, Rob can't find anything Manuel is qualified to do so the Petries end up with a new handyman.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 10 Nov 1965

S05 Episode 10

Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

Rob and Laura find out that Ritchie has been telling stories in school.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 17 Nov 1965

S05 Episode 11

Body and Sol

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 24 Nov 1965

S05 Episode 12

See Rob Write; Write, Rob, Write

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

24 mins  ·  Wed, 8 Dec 1965

S05 Episode 13

You're Under Arrest

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 15 Dec 1965

S05 Episode 14

Fifty-Two Forty-Five or Work

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

25 mins  ·  Sun, 26 Dec 1965

S05 Episode 15

Who Stole My Watch?

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 5 Jan 1966

S05 Episode 16

I Do Not Choose to Run

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 19 Jan 1966

S05 Episode 17

The Making of a Councilman

Rob agrees to run for office but realises he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 26 Jan 1966

S05 Episode 18

The Curse of the Petrie People

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 2 Feb 1966

S05 Episode 19

The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 9 Feb 1966

S05 Episode 20

Remember the Alimony

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 16 Feb 1966

S05 Episode 21

Dear Sally Rogers

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 23 Feb 1966

S05 Episode 22

Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 2 Mar 1966

S05 Episode 23

Bad Reception in Albany

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 9 Mar 1966

S05 Episode 24

Talk to the Snail

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 23 Mar 1966

S05 Episode 25

A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 6 Apr 1966

S05 Episode 26

Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

24 mins  ·  Wed, 13 Apr 1966

S05 Episode 27

The Man From My Uncle

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 20 Apr 1966

S05 Episode 28

You Ought to Be in Pictures

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 27 Apr 1966

S05 Episode 29

Love Thy Other Neighbor

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbours.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 4 May 1966

S05 Episode 30

Long Night's Journey Into Day

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 11 May 1966

S05 Episode 31

The Gunslinger

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 25 May 1966

S05 Episode 32

The Last Chapter

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

25 mins  ·  Wed, 1 Jun 1966

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