S09 Episode 1

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr Garrison decides to undergo a sex change. Meanwhile, Kyle is prevented from joining the national basketball team.

22 mins · Wed, 9 Mar 2005

S09 Episode 2

Die Hippie, Die

Cartman establishes his very own parasite removal business, then offers his services to his neighbours to get rid of their hippy problem.

22 mins · Wed, 16 Mar 2005

S09 Episode 3

Wing

Token is set to sing in a pageant for $200 after winning the Colorado Child Star singing contest, and the boys decide to get the money for themselves.

22 mins · Wed, 23 Mar 2005

S09 Episode 4

Best Friends Forever

Cartman's jealousy spikes when Kenny purchases a new computer game before he has the chance to do it himself.

22 mins · Wed, 30 Mar 2005

S09 Episode 5

The Losing Edge

The boys don't want to be stuck playing baseball all summer, and take it upon themselves to lose a baseball game.

22 mins · Wed, 6 Apr 2005

S09 Episode 6

The Death of Eric Cartman

With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids manage to summon the Grim Reaper and communicate with the dead.

22 mins · Wed, 13 Apr 2005

S09 Episode 7

Erection Day

Jimmy wants to enter the talent contest and win the prize, but he must first learn to have a little self-control.

22 mins · Wed, 20 Apr 2005

S09 Episode 8

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Cartman and Stan are responsible for Beaverton going into a state of emergency when the pair crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam.

22 mins · Wed, 19 Oct 2005

S09 Episode 9

Marjorine

Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device that gives them the power to see into the future, and Butters goes undercover in an attempt to find out more.

22 mins · Wed, 26 Oct 2005

S09 Episode 10

Follow That Egg!

In order to stop Mr Slave from marrying Big Gal Al, Mrs Garrison gets the children to help her attempt to prove that her opinions on same-sex marriage are correct.

22 mins · Wed, 2 Nov 2005

S09 Episode 11

Ginger Kids

Cartman is suffering from a severe case of `Gingervitus', and takes it upon himself to rally against the persecution of his fellow gingers.

22 mins · Wed, 9 Nov 2005

S09 Episode 12

Trapped in the Closet

Stan is seen as the new L Ron Hubbard after delving into the world of Scientology. Plus, Tom Cruise pays Stan a visit and refuses to come out of his closet.

24 mins · Wed, 16 Nov 2005

S09 Episode 13

Free Willzyx

The boys encounter a talking whale while visiting Sea World. They fail to see that they are being hoaxed, and try to return the whale to its home on the moon.

22 mins · Wed, 30 Nov 2005

S09 Episode 14

Bloody Mary

Stan's dad is arrested for drunk-driving. Meanwhile, in the next town, a bleeding statue of Mary attracts all sorts of misfits hoping to be healed.

22 mins · Wed, 7 Dec 2005

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