S08 Episode 1

Good Times With Weapons

After the fortuitous purchase of martial arts weapons at a local market, the boys transform into Japanese warriors and take on their mortal enemy, Professor Chaos.

22 mins · Wed, 17 Mar 2004

S08 Episode 2

Up the Down Steroid

Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event. Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.

22 mins · Wed, 24 Mar 2004

S08 Episode 3

The Passion of the Jew

Cartman persuades Kyle to watch The Passion, then rallies hardcore Passion fans to rise up against the Jewish community.

22 mins · Wed, 31 Mar 2004

S08 Episode 4

You Got F'd in the A

After a bunch of Orange County kids challenge Stan to a dance-off, he must assemble a group of the best dancers in South Park to compete against them.

22 mins · Wed, 7 Apr 2004

S08 Episode 5

AWESOM-O

A special package arrives for Butters from Japan. Inside the crate is a robot named AWESOM-O.

22 mins · Wed, 14 Apr 2004

S08 Episode 6

The Jeffersons

Michael Jackson moves to South Park, but tries to conceal his identity; local cops then try to frame him because he is a rich black man.

22 mins · Wed, 21 Apr 2004

S08 Episode 7

Goobacks

South Park is completely swamped by time travellers when a time portal is discovered in the town. The time immigrants soon anger the town by working for a pittance.

22 mins · Wed, 28 Apr 2004

S08 Episode 8

Douche and Turd

When PETA ban the South Park mascot, ideas for a replacement divide the school. Cartman is championing a turd sandwich, while Kyle is behind a giant douche bag.

22 mins · Wed, 27 Oct 2004

S08 Episode 9

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

When a giant super-store opens in South Park, the town become obsessed with low prices and incredible bargains. Stan and Kyle must save the day.

22 mins · Wed, 3 Nov 2004

S08 Episode 10

Pre-School

The boys are in big trouble when a boy who is released from juvenile hall frames them for setting fire to a teacher. They must find some sixth-graders to protect them.

22 mins · Wed, 10 Nov 2004

S08 Episode 11

Quest for Ratings

The boys become embroiled in a ratings war when their Super School News show faces the axe. They will stoop to any level to attract viewers.

22 mins · Wed, 17 Nov 2004

S08 Episode 12

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

Wed, 1 Dec 2004

S08 Episode 12

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

The fourth grade girls try to persuade the boys to help them make a video, in order to impress a famous socialite who is coming to visit South Park.

21 mins · Wed, 1 Dec 2004

S08 Episode 13

Cartman's Incredible Gift

An ill-fated flying attempt lands Cartman in hospital. Believing he has crime-solving psychic powers, the police enlist him to help catch a serial killer.

22 mins · Wed, 8 Dec 2004

S08 Episode 14

Woodland Critter Christmas

Stan helps a bunch of woodland creatures eagerly anticipating the birth of their saviour, but he is devastated to learn that they are Satan worshippers.

22 mins · Wed, 15 Dec 2004

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