S07 Episode 1

Canceled

The boys discover that Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show, and it's about to be cancelled.

22 mins · Wed, 19 Mar 2003

S07 Episode 2

Krazy Kripples

When Christopher Reeve comes to town to give an inspirational speech, Jimmy becomes offended because everyone pays attention to him. Jimmy and Timmy then form a gang, the Crips, unaware of the real-life LA gang of the same name.

22 mins · Wed, 26 Mar 2003

S07 Episode 3

Toilet Paper

When the boys get held after school by their art teacher for not appreciating art, Cartman convinces them that the only way to get back at her is to toilet paper her house.

22 mins · Wed, 2 Apr 2003

S07 Episode 4

I'm a Little Bit Country

In order to get out of school, the boys enter an anti-war demonstration.

22 mins · Thu, 3 Apr 2003

S07 Episode 5

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Cartman needs to deal with the pressures of stardom when Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck descend on South Park.

22 mins · Wed, 16 Apr 2003

S07 Episode 6

Lil' Crime Stoppers

When Stan and Kyle feel that their playtime no longer has any meaning, they decide to become pretend police detectives, in order to make a difference.

22 mins · Wed, 23 Apr 2003

S07 Episode 7

Red Man's Greed

When casino owners buy the town and begin construction of super highway, the boys try to rally the citizens to fight back.

22 mins · Wed, 30 Apr 2003

S07 Episode 8

South Park Is Gay

Everybody in the town suddenly thinks it's cool to be gay, and the kids try to outdo each other to see who can be the `gayest'.

22 mins · Wed, 22 Oct 2003

S07 Episode 9

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman enjoys success at the top of the Christian Rock charts, until he's kicked out of the band. He decides to form his own group to keep singing for Jesus.

22 mins · Wed, 29 Oct 2003

S07 Episode 10

Grey Dawn

The citizens of South Park fear for their lives as pensioners cause motorway havoc. The potty-mouthed boys take on the blue-rinse brigade, but they're no pushover.

22 mins · Wed, 5 Nov 2003

S07 Episode 11

Casa Bonita

Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over him, Cartman arranges to have Butters go `conveniently' missing.

22 mins · Wed, 12 Nov 2003

S07 Episode 12

All About Mormons

A Mormon kid moves to South Park and Stan is told to kick his ass, but wimps out when he and his dad become fascinated with how genuinely nice the Mormons are.

25 mins · Wed, 19 Nov 2003

S07 Episode 13

Butt Out

After representatives from the anti-smoking campaign make a song and dance about it for the children of South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.

22 mins · Wed, 3 Dec 2003

S07 Episode 14

Raisins

Stan is devastated when Wendy decides to break up with him, so the boys decide to cheer him up by taking him to Raisins.

22 mins · Wed, 10 Dec 2003

S07 Episode 15

It's Christmas in Canada

Ike's birth parents take him back to Canada, so the South Park folk forego Christmas to raise money for Ike's return.

22 mins · Wed, 17 Dec 2003

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