S05 Episode 1

It Hits the Fan

The you-know-what hits the fan when the citizens of South Park hear Cartman's foul mouth on the popular show Cop Drama.

22 mins · Wed, 20 Jun 2001

S05 Episode 2

Cripple Fight!

Big Gay Al takes over as the boys' new troop leader; a new kid with disabilities starts to irritate Timmy.

22 mins · Wed, 27 Jun 2001

S05 Episode 3

Super Best Friends

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

Wed, 4 Jul 2001

S05 Episode 4

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair.

29 mins · Wed, 11 Jul 2001

S05 Episode 5

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

22 mins · Wed, 18 Jul 2001

S05 Episode 6

Cartmanland

Kyle questions his faith and whether he'll ever be able to sit again when Cartman has a sudden financial windfall.

22 mins · Wed, 25 Jul 2001

S05 Episode 7

Proper Condom Use

Thanks to Stan's `handy' work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr Mackey and Ms Choksondik.

22 mins · Wed, 1 Aug 2001

S05 Episode 8

Towelie

The boys get a brand-new video game system and plan to play it for the next 38 hours. Unfortunately, they can't when they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically-engineered towel.

30 mins · Wed, 8 Aug 2001

S05 Episode 9

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat a.. on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban, learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realised.

22 mins · Wed, 7 Nov 2001

S05 Episode 10

How to Eat With Your Butt

A funny incident causes Cartman to lose his sense of humour.

22 mins · Wed, 14 Nov 2001

S05 Episode 11

The Entity

Frustrated with long lines at the airport, Mr Garrison invents a new mode of transportation that's `extra enjoyable' for roughly 10 percent of the population, and Kyle's cousin visits South Park.

22 mins · Wed, 21 Nov 2001

S05 Episode 12

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.

22 mins · Wed, 28 Nov 2001

S05 Episode 13

Kenny Dies

Cartman finds himself in possession of 33 foetuses, and plans to sell them for stem cell research. The school principal breaks the news of Kenny's terminal illness, and Cartman vows to find a cure using stem cells. Stan goes to the hospital to visit Kenny, only to find he is too late.

22 mins · Wed, 5 Dec 2001

S05 Episode 14

Butters' Very Own Episode

Ahead of his parents' anniversary, Butters discovers a dark secret about his father and his mother is driven to attempt murder.

22 mins · Wed, 12 Dec 2001

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