S03 Episode 1

Rainforest Shmainforest

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake kills their guide. They soon discover the evils of the rainforest, which changes the choir group's message.

Wed, 7 Apr 1999

S03 Episode 2

Spontaneous Combustion

Stan's geologist father is called in to investigate when the people of South Park randomly start exploding.

22 mins · Wed, 14 Apr 1999

S03 Episode 3

Succubus

The boys learn that Chef has a new girlfriend who has changed him from a free-spirited, soul-singing hipster to a mediocre, religious paper pusher.

22 mins · Wed, 21 Apr 1999

S03 Episode 4

Jakovasaurs

While camping on the banks of Stark's Pond, the boys discover the last two prehistoric Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.

22 mins · Wed, 16 Jun 1999

S03 Episode 5

Tweek vs. Craig

The boys begin wood shop with eccentric teacher Mr Alder, who is mourning the loss of his wife; they coerce a reluctant Tweek and Craig to fight each other.

22 mins · Wed, 23 Jun 1999

S03 Episode 6

Sexual Harassment Panda

Everyone starts suing everyone else when Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda drops by for a visit to the school.

22 mins · Wed, 7 Jul 1999

S03 Episode 7

Cat Orgy

Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.

22 mins · Wed, 14 Jul 1999

S03 Episode 8

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Stan and his parents attend Mr Mackey's party, however he is sent to the basement to hang out with the lame kids.

22 mins · Wed, 21 Jul 1999

S03 Episode 9

Jewbilee

The residents of South Park prepare to see the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike goes on a 'Jewbilee' camping trip.

22 mins · Wed, 28 Jul 1999

S03 Episode 10

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

A group of fifth graders come after the boys; South Park is overrun by ghosts; nu-metal band Korn tries to save the day.

22 mins · Wed, 27 Oct 1999

S03 Episode 11

Chinpoko Mon

The children in South Park fall under the lure of the Chinpokomon craze. Their parents team up to find a way to win back their attention.

22 mins · Wed, 3 Nov 1999

S03 Episode 12

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

The boys go up against children who are homeschooled for the annual spelling bee, but Cartman has a secret weapon.

22 mins · Wed, 10 Nov 1999

S03 Episode 13

Starvin' Marvin in Space

Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park on a mission to save his fellow Ethiopians. He enlists help from Cartman.

22 mins · Wed, 17 Nov 1999

S03 Episode 14

Red Badge of Gayness

The town hosts a Civil War re-enactment, and Cartman dresses up for the Confederacy in order to change the story.

22 mins · Wed, 24 Nov 1999

S03 Episode 15

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Mr Hankey hosts his very own variety show, which features unusual Christmas songs, and celebrates with the rest of South Park.

22 mins · Wed, 1 Dec 1999

S03 Episode 16

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

Cartman claims that he's hit puberty in order to make the other boys jealous; Jesus promises that South Park will have a fantastic New Year spectacle.

22 mins · Wed, 29 Dec 1999

S03 Episode 17

World Wide Recorder Concert

The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to "out cool" the kids from New York. Cartman tries to find "the brown noise" and is successful. Stan and Kyle plan against the kids from New York but their scheme goes much too far.

Wed, 12 Jan 2000

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