S16 Episode 1
Reverse Cowgirl
After Clyde ignores his mother about putting the toilet seat up, she falls into the toilet and dies. The `TSA' take drastic measures to ensure that a similar incident never happens again. Meanwhile the boys decide to help Clyde carry out a `sue-ance' so that he can get compensation from, John Harrington, the inventor of the flushable toilet.
22 mins · Wed, 14 Mar 2012
S16 Episode 2
Cash For Gold
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a money-spinning business after seeing how easy it is to rip off old people. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewellery that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartman's lucrative new venture preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele and results in a trip across the globe.
22 mins · Wed, 21 Mar 2012
S16 Episode 3
Faith Hilling
The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. The kids are in danger when the new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
22 mins · Wed, 28 Mar 2012
S16 Episode 4
Jewpacabra
With Passover and Easter coinciding, Cartman tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers.
22 mins · Wed, 4 Apr 2012
S16 Episode 5
Butterballs
With bullying reaching epidemic proportions in America, Stan volunteers to make an anti-bullying video, something that could help Butters deal with his source of terror.
22 mins · Wed, 11 Apr 2012
S16 Episode 6
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Determined to make the last day of Spring Break count, the boys spend a day ziplining in the Colorado Mountains. Unfortunately, high in the Rockies, far from their families, their trip takes a bad turn. Chances of survival are slim, all they can do is wait to be rescued, but will help come too late?
22 mins · Wed, 18 Apr 2012
S16 Episode 7
Cartman Finds Love
Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him.
22 mins · Wed, 25 Apr 2012
S16 Episode 8
Sarcastaball
Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American football, he sarcastically suggests more changes; Butters creates a sports drink.
22 mins · Wed, 26 Sep 2012
S16 Episode 9
Raising The Bar
As Cartman finally admits that he is yet another statistic regarding obese children in America he purchases a mobility scooter insisting that it is his right to drive around on it. As Cartman shows no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle, Kyle realises that his friend is not the only person to flaunt a flagrant lifestyle.
22 mins · Wed, 3 Oct 2012
S16 Episode 10
Insecurity
The menfolk of South Park get mighty angry when a misunderstanding leads them to think their wives are having affairs.
22 mins · Wed, 10 Oct 2012
S16 Episode 11
Going Native
When Butters behaviour takes a turn to the outrageous, his parents admit that he is not of the South Park World, but from a distant and secluded place and the land of the Chi Chi Hawaii. To regain his calm demeanour, Butters must partake in the ritual `Hopanoua'.
22 mins · Wed, 17 Oct 2012
S16 Episode 12
A Nightmare on FaceTime
Randy is excited at buying the bargain of the century: a Blockbuster store for 10,000 dollars. All is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place.
22 mins · Wed, 24 Oct 2012
S16 Episode 13
A Scause for Applause
When it comes to light that traces of HGH is found in the body of Christ by a top Swedish/French scientist and that Jesus did not suffer for our sins, he was in fact very high, people all over the world paint Jesus as a fraud all except Stan, which then leads to his very own cause band.
22 mins · Wed, 31 Oct 2012
S16 Episode 14
Obama Wins!
When Kyle discovers Cartman has stolen Romney's votes on behalf of `Obama', the democrat in Kyle pushes him and his pals to find the missing ballots whatever the cost. In a saga so confusing that only `Morgan Freeman' can explain it, Cartman and co. find themselves wrapped up in the world of politics and Disney. With the battle over the rights to `Star Wars' being the real prize Who will win?
22 mins · Wed, 7 Nov 2012
