S13 Episode 1
The Ring
The boys must face the might of Disney and its iconic leader in order to free Kenny from the powers of his libido-squashing purity ring.
22 mins · Wed, 11 Mar 2009
S13 Episode 2
The Coon
Cartman fights the evil forces of South Park as a vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, but much to his annoyance, no one seems to notice.
22 mins · Wed, 18 Mar 2009
S13 Episode 3
Margaritaville
The economy is in decline and hysteria reigns. Randy convinces the townsfolk to stop angering the economy wasting money, but Kyle challenges this orthodox thinking.
22 mins · Wed, 25 Mar 2009
S13 Episode 4
Eat, Pray, Queef
The men of South Park are disgusted by the new female craze of `queefing', and move to get it banned.
22 mins · Wed, 1 Apr 2009
S13 Episode 5
Fishsticks
Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. However, an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line.
22 mins · Wed, 8 Apr 2009
S13 Episode 6
Pinewood Derby
Randy and Stan inadvertently discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but an alien gangster threatens to ruin everything.
22 mins · Wed, 15 Apr 2009
S13 Episode 7
Fatbeard
Cartman has heard of all the riches being plundered by the pirates in Somalia, so dons his eye patch and leads a motley crew off to Africa to get in on the act.
22 mins · Wed, 22 Apr 2009
S13 Episode 8
Dead Celebrities
The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his demise, leaving the rest of the recently departed celebrities frustrated in purgatory.
22 mins · Wed, 7 Oct 2009
S13 Episode 9
Butter's Bottom B...
Hoping to get his first kiss and stop his friends from teasing him, Butters starts The Kissing Company. Completely unawares, he becomes the most notorious pimp around.
22 mins · Wed, 14 Oct 2009
S13 Episode 10
W.T.F.
After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match, the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation, and they gain a huge redneck following.
22 mins · Wed, 21 Oct 2009
S13 Episode 11
Whale W...
Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired.
22 mins · Wed, 28 Oct 2009
S13 Episode 12
The F Word
The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word.
22 mins · Wed, 4 Nov 2009
S13 Episode 13
Dances with Smurfs
Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position.
22 mins · Wed, 11 Nov 2009
S13 Episode 14
Pee
High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster that ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially; Cartman's xenophobia comes to the fore yet again.
22 mins · Wed, 18 Nov 2009
