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S30 Episode 1
Ben Affleck/Nelly
Live From New York (and opening the 30th season of SNL), it's...Chris Parnell
Sketches include ""First Presidential Debate 2004,"" ""Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice,"" ""Debbie Downer,"" ""Swift Veterans for Truth,"" ""Kerry Campaign Stop,"" ""The Escalator,"" ""Obnoxious Wedding DJ,"" and ""Kitty Kelley's 'The Family.'""
Nelly performs: ""My Place"" and ""Na-Nana-Na""
The Dr. Porkenheimer fake commercial is not shown in the 11/27/04 NBC rerun.
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 2 Oct 2004
S30 Episode 2
Queen Latifah
Live From New York, it's...Darrell Hammond
Sketches include ""Hardball"", ""Sky Captain Filming"", ""Dyson Toilets"", ""The Ninth Presidential Debate"", ""Paris Hilton Apologizes"", ""President Bush and Tony Blair"", ""Apprentice Halloween Episode Commercial Taping"", ""Jane Eyre"", ""Bear City: The Fender Bender"", ""The Adventures of Peter O'Toole and Michael Caine"", and ""Bear City: Getting Fired"".
Ashlee Simpson sings ""Pieces of Me"" (refer to Notes to see what happened to her on her second performance).
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 9 Oct 2004
S30 Episode 3
Jude Law/Ashlee Simpson
Live From New York, it's...Jim Downey translating for Seth Meyers
Sketches include: NBC Special Report, Rap Night, Mrs. Dr. Frankenstein, TV Funhouse: John McCain's Speech, Clinton and Kerry, Kaitlin at the Mall, Goodwin Wig and Toy, and Election Map Colors
Eminem performs: ""Mosh"" and ""Just Lose It""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 23 Oct 2004
S30 Episode 4
Kate Winslet/Eminem
Live From New York, it's...Will Forte
Sketches include: Kerry at the Beach, Star Jones' Wedding Night, You Call This A House Do Ya?, Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (repeat from the Ben Affleck/Nelly episode with slight edit*). The Giant Parrot, Wake Up San Diego, Appalachian Emergency Room, and The Drug Sniffing Dog.
Modest Mouse performs: ""Float On"" and ""Ocean Breathes Salty""
*The Dr. Porkenheimer commercial repeats in this episode, but the ending where it shows Rob Riggle with an exaggerated erection (covered by the bedsheets) is replaced with a scene where Poehler and Riggle are hugging.
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 30 Oct 2004
S30 Episode 5
Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse
Sketches include: ""C-SPAN Terrorist Alert,"" ""Woomba,"" ""Pranksters,"" ""A 'Blue' Christmas"" (cartoon), ""The Undercover Cop,"" ""Prince Christmas Special,"" ""Apprentice Christmas Promo,"" ""Bear City: The Carolers,"" ""Christmas With The Cat Lady,"" and Horatio sings with The Muppets.
Destiny's Child performed ""Soldier"" and ""Cater 2 U.""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 13 Nov 2004
S30 Episode 6
Luke Wilson/U2
Live From New York, it's...Darrell Hammond
Sketches include: CNN Press Conference, Trucker Talk, Beaver Ranch Brothel, Hardball, Black Paramedics, Noony and Nuni, and The Not So Great Adventures of the Down and Out Dollar
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 20 Nov 2004
S30 Episode 7
Colin Farrell/Scissor Sisters
Live From New York, it's...Tina Fey and Amy Poehler!
Sketches include: ""The Bush Twins"", ""Condelezza Rice's Hearing"", ""Gaystrogen"" (from season 29), ""Paul Giamatti's Limo Driver"", ""Kaitlin's Karaoke Machine"", ""TVLand: The Lundsford Twins Feel Good Variety Hour"", ""Andy at Reinhold Investments"", ""Spy Glass"", and ""Giant Cat.""
Ludacris and Sum 41 perform ""Get Back""; Ludacris performs ""Number One Spot.""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 11 Dec 2004
S30 Episode 8
Robert De Niro/Destiny's Child
Live from New York, it's...Rachel Dratch
Sketches include: American Idol, CheapKids.Net Ad 1, Versace Skiing, Starkisha and Portia at the Purse Shop, CheapKids.Net Ad 2, Exclusive Connections, Donald Trump's New Wife, Merv The Perv, CheapKids.Net Ad 3, Rafael Alonzo's I.T.F. Technical Computer Institute, Inside Barbie Dreamhouse, The Bar, and Bear City: Cigarette Shopping
Keane performs: ""Somewhere Only We Know"" and ""Everybody's Changing""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 18 Dec 2004
S30 Episode 9
Topher Grace/The Killers
Live from New York, it's... Horatio Sanz
Sketches include ""Kim Jong Il,"" ""me-Harmony.com,"" ""Monkeys Throwing Poop at Celebrities,"" ""Black History Month,"" ""The Best of TT and Mario,"" ""Subway Beggers,"" ""Gays in Space,"" ""Gibson Studios,"" ""Rap Night with Chubb Hotty,"" and ""Public Speech Class.""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 15 Jan 2005
S30 Episode 10
Paul Giamatti/Ludacris & Sum 41
Live from New York, it's... Amy Poehler!
Sketches include ""Neverland Ranch,"" ""Grayson-Moorhead Investments,"" ""Sheila Choad's LA Face,"" ""Hot Plates,"" ""Debbie Downer at the Oscars,"" ""Seasons of Love,"" ""City Court with Aaron Neville,"" ""After the Grammys,"" and ""Project Runway.""
50 Cent (featuring Olivia) performed ""Candy Shop"" and later performed ""Disco Inferno.""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 22 Jan 2005
S30 Episode 11
Paris Hilton/Keane
Live from New York, it's...Rachel Dratch
Sketches include: American Idol, CheapKids.Net Ad 1, Versace Skiing, Starkisha and Portia at the Purse Shop, CheapKids.Net Ad 2, Exclusive Connections, Donald Trump's New Wife, Merv The Perv, CheapKids.Net Ad 3, Rafael Alonzo's I.T.F. Technical Computer Institute, Inside Barbie Dreamhouse, The Bar, and Bear City: Cigarette Shopping
Keane performs: ""Somewhere Only We Know"" and ""Everybody's Changing""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 5 Feb 2005
S30 Episode 12
Jason Bateman/Kelly Clarkson
Live From New York, it's...Darrell Hammond
Sketches include: Hardball, meharmony.com (repeat from the Jason Bateman/Kelly Clarkson episode), Oprah, The Push-Up Contest, Kevin Federline, Gays In Space, Guest Preacher, Action News 13, and Nebulzitol
Gwen Stefani (with Eve) performs ""Rich Girl"" and ""Holla Back Girl""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 12 Feb 2005
S30 Episode 13
Hilary Swank/50 Cent
Sketches include ""Papal Debate '05,"" ""Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,"" ""Michael Jackson"" (cartoon), ""The Barry Gibb Talk Show,"" ""One-Star Hotel,"" ""Woo! The Musical,"" ""Sofa Warehouse,"" and ""Spy Glass.""
Green Day performed ""Boulevard of Broken Dreams"" and ""Holiday.""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 19 Feb 2005
S30 Episode 14
David Spade/Jack Johnson
Live from New York, it's...Chris Parnell
Sketches include: A Message From Tom DeLay, Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (re-edited and using the alternate ending from the Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse episode), The Bad Thrower, The Falconer, Tom Brady's Falafel House, Behind The Music: The Super Bowl Shuffle, Dr. Phil, and Backstage SNL: The Quarterbacks
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 12 Mar 2005
S30 Episode 15
Ashton Kutcher/Gwen Stefani
Live From New York, it's...Paula Abdul
Sketches include: ""Primetime Live: The American Idol Scandal,"" ""Sally & Dan Harrison: The Couple That Should Be Divorced,"" ""Donald Trump's Domino's Ad,"" ""Versace Mother's Day,"" ""Channel 5 Late Night Movie,"" ""Mother's Day Brunch,"" ""Helping Hands Telethon,"" ""Merv the Perv,"" ""Action News,"" ""Bear City"" (film), and ""You Might Be A Gay Redneck If...""
System of a Down perform: ""B.Y.O.B"" and ""Aerials""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 19 Mar 2005
S30 Episode 16
Cameron Diaz/Green Day
Live From New York, It's... Darrell Hammond (yet again)
Sketches include ""Hardball,"" ""America's Next Top Model,"" ""Monster-In-Law Screening,"" ""The Prince Show,"" ""Little Italy,"" ""The Ride Home,"" and ""Bear City"" (film).
Coldplay performed ""Speed of Sound"" and ""Fix You.""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 9 Apr 2005
S30 Episode 17
Tom Brady/Beck
Live from New York, it's...Chris Parnell
Sketches include: A Message From Tom DeLay, Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (re-edited and using the alternate ending from the Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse episode), The Bad Thrower, The Falconer, Tom Brady's Falafel House, Behind The Music: The Super Bowl Shuffle, Dr. Phil, and Backstage SNL: The Quarterbacks
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 16 Apr 2005
S30 Episode 18
Johnny Knoxville/System of a Down
Live From New York, it's...Paula Abdul
Sketches include: ""Primetime Live: The American Idol Scandal,"" ""Sally & Dan Harrison: The Couple That Should Be Divorced,"" ""Donald Trump's Domino's Ad,"" ""Versace Mother's Day,"" ""Channel 5 Late Night Movie,"" ""Mother's Day Brunch,"" ""Helping Hands Telethon,"" ""Merv the Perv,"" ""Action News,"" ""Bear City"" (film), and ""You Might Be A Gay Redneck If...""
System of a Down perform: ""B.Y.O.B"" and ""Aerials""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 7 May 2005
S30 Episode 19
Will Ferrell/Queens of the Stone Age
Sketches include ""Will Backstage,"" ""Celebrity Jeopardy,"" ""Oracle Conclave,"" ""Going 2 C Movies,"" and ""Luxury Spy.""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 14 May 2005
S30 Episode 20
Lindsay Lohan/Coldplay
Live From New York, It's... Darrell Hammond (yet again)
Sketches include ""Hardball,"" ""America's Next Top Model,"" ""Monster-In-Law Screening,"" ""The Prince Show,"" ""Little Italy,"" ""The Ride Home,"" and ""Bear City"" (film).
Coldplay performed ""Speed of Sound"" and ""Fix You.""
1 h 7 mins · Sat, 21 May 2005
