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Season 1

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return

Season released 14th Apr, 2017.

Season 1 Episodes

S01 Episode 1

Reptilicus

Jonah Heston makes friends with robots after falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon and watches a Danish movie featuring a giant prehistoric monster unleashed upon a modern city.

1 h 30 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 2

Cry Wilderness

The crew watches a film packed with stock nature footage and spontaneous moments of creepy laughter that tells the tale of a boy who befriends Bigfoot and takes on a mission to protect his father, a park ranger hunting a deadly beast.

1 h 29 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 3

The Time Travelers

Jonah and the bots watch a 1964 movie about a group of scientists stranded in an apocalyptic future where humans battle mutants for Earth's dwindling resources, and which contains a number of android mutilations that greatly chafe the bots.

1 h 27 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 4

Avalanche

The crew braves a cheesy disaster flick about an avalanche that strikes a ski resort featuring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow; Kinga's long-distance lover swings by for a visit.

1 h 32 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 5

The Beast of Hollow Mountain

The crew watches a movie that crosses the western and monster genres depicting a giant beast gobbling up a rancher's cattle.

1 h 26 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 6

Starcrash

The crew slings wisecracks at a sci-fi romp featuring David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer, wherein spacefaring adventurers must rescue the son of a galactic emperor and destroy a deadly weapon; in Moon 13, Kinga tries to woo a slick investor.

1 h 29 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 7

The Land That Time Forgot

The crew watches a 1974 film based on the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs about a German U-boat crew and their British hostages who discover a land inhabited by dinosaurs and Neanderthals; the crew accuses Kinga of stealing their invention ideas.

1 h 28 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 8

The Loves of Hercules

The crew suffers through an awkward account of the ancient hero Hercules, who finds new love while on a mission to avenge his ravaged homeland.

1 h 26 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 9

Yongary

The crew watches a South Korean flick featuring a giant, prehistoric monster that causes earthquakes, guzzles gasoline and takes out its aggression on the buildings of Seoul.

1 h 27 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 10

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

The crew must endure a cheesy fantasy adventure about a ragtag group of heroes questing to find powerful relics and defeat an evil wizard.

1 h 28 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 11

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

The crew watches the sequel to the previous film, wherein a teenage wizard must form a group of heroes to save three kingdoms from oppression.

1 h 29 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 12

Carnival Magic

While Kinga creates more problems for Jonah, he and the crew watch a 1981 flick about a carnival magician who must rescue his talking chimp from a disgruntled animal trainer desperate to hold onto fame and glory.

1 h 30 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 13

The Christmas That Almost Wasn't

The Satellite of Love crew celebrates Christmas and watches a movie depicting a lawyer's efforts to stop a wealthy curmudgeon who owns the North Pole from evicting Santa Claus and spoiling Christmas for everyone.

1 h 28 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

S01 Episode 14

At the Earth's Core

Jonah's big day arrives, but he must first watch a movie from 1976 adapting the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel about a Victorian-era scientist who discovers a land deep underground where telepathic beasts rule over the human inhabitants.

1 h 34 mins  ·  Fri, 14 Apr 2017

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