S12 Episode 1
Suite Smells of Excess
When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.
Sun, 23 Sep 2007
S12 Episode 2
Bobby Rae
To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back. Meanwhile, Dale decides to record his friends' witty quotes and put them all in a book.
Sun, 30 Sep 2007
S12 Episode 3
The Powder Puff Boys
Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.
Sun, 7 Oct 2007
S12 Episode 4
Four Wave Intersection
Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists.
Sun, 14 Oct 2007
S12 Episode 5
Death Picks Cotton
When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a fight with the chef. The fight leaves Cotton near death in the hospital.
Sun, 11 Nov 2007
S12 Episode 6
Raise the Steaks
After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.
Sun, 18 Nov 2007
S12 Episode 7
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince him to go to the hospital.
Sun, 25 Nov 2007
S12 Episode 8
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
Mihn joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practise her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors.
Sun, 9 Dec 2007
S12 Episode 9
Dream Weaver
After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he's not very good at it. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bill and Kahn try to create the next great Internet video.
Sun, 16 Dec 2007
S12 Episode 10
Doggone Crazy
Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a "dog spiritualist".
Sun, 6 Jan 2008
S12 Episode 11
Trans-Fascism
Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats.
Sun, 10 Feb 2008
S12 Episode 12
Untitled Blake McCormick Project
Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.
Sun, 17 Feb 2008
S12 Episode 13
The Accidental Terrorist
Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years, he plots revenge against the car salesman.
Sun, 2 Mar 2008
S12 Episode 14
Lady and Gentrification
Hank's agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceaeara (15th birthday party). However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in.
Sun, 9 Mar 2008
S12 Episode 15
Behind Closed Doors
Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.
Sun, 16 Mar 2008
S12 Episode 16
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each other.
Sun, 30 Mar 2008
S12 Episode 17
Six Characters in Search of a House
Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.
Sun, 6 Apr 2008
S12 Episode 18
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
Sun, 13 Apr 2008
S12 Episode 19
Strangeness on a Train
Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her parties will always end badly. However, a new mystery arises after a couple sneaks away for some private time in the train bathroom, and the partygoers must figure out who did it.
Sun, 27 Apr 2008
S12 Episode 20
Cops and Robert
Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet, however when he tries to return the wallet the man does not take it too well.
Sun, 4 May 2008
S12 Episode 21
It Came from the Garage
Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to give up his idea of spending time with Bobby.
Sun, 11 May 2008
S12 Episode 22
Life: A Loser's Manual
Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, Lucky feels bad and takes the blame, leaving Hoyt free to continue his life of crime.
Sun, 18 May 2008
